beer goggles
The amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to the physical attractiveness of those around you.
Don: "Ken that woman you were with last night looked like Sponge Bob with a wig!"
Ken: "Well she told me she was a super model and I believed her. I might have had my beer goggles on."
Ken: "Well she told me she was a super model and I believed her. I might have had my beer goggles on."