Scary Ad for Babysitter Services. Epic Fail.

Friendly, Responsible and Well Presented Babysitter. 43 Years old new to the area looking for work. Great with kids. 12 years experience babysitting the children of other inmates. I am available outside of regular pub hours. I have basic literary skills. Personal hygiene upon request. I have basic first aid with reliable access to pharmaceuticals. I can put any child to sleep.