Jacob Stein
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Yoga Gordian Knot Pose. Ommm...
Somebody is going to need to untie this guy. I think he's gotten himself into a position he's going to need to saw his way out of. This looks painful.
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Pooping Cat Reads the Newspaper
You would think this cat is human with the way he brings reading materials to the john. Now if only he could get an issue of cat fancy instead of the sports section.
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Jenna Always Felt Like She Was Different. Bikini Babes Boobs Differential Fail
This picture for some reason reminds me of duck duck goose. It looks like she's as big as all the other girls combined. What the heck mother nature?
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Hole In One! Trampoline Fall Fail.
He's going to have a tough time pulling himself out of there. Maybe next time he can try distributing his weight a little so he doesn't wind up like a gopher
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Why Lou Ferrigno Lost Mr. Olympia: Hulk Skip Leg Day!
The importance of training your legs with squats can't be overstated. If you skip legs prepare to look like a lightbulb: girlie on the bottom and hulk on top, much like this fellow.
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Lost. Long Brown Stain. Last Seen at Walmart. Gross.
I think this person is hiding something they stole. Maybe they think they're fooling the rest of the world but I'm fairly certain the gig is up and they need to come clean.
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No Way Girl... Fishnet Stockings at Walmart
I can see Walmart really needs to have a no shirt, no shoes, no pants, no fishnet stockings policy. Maybe she could wear that to Target but at Walmart it's overdressed.
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Have a Seat My Dear... Subway Chivalry
I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship right? I don't think I would go that far even for myself. These guy is obviously whipped!
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Flying Relaxed Like a Boss. Toddler Chilling on an Airplane...
Wish I could be as relaxed as this guy when I fly. Maybe he had some of those little alcohol bottles? Usually the kids are screaming and crying behind me!
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Blowout Specials on Ex-lax at Walmart. Power Poops!
Looks like they are selling out fast. Not too many left. I guess if they run out you can always go to the pet department and eat some wood shavings.
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Bad Wigs and Toupees at Walmart. Hair Club for Men Fail.
You know the wig is bad when it looks like a helmet. These guys took bad hair day to a whole new level. I'm going to need counseling after witnessing these guys.
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Best Friends Forever: Walking My Old Dog with a Wheelchair... So Sweet!
This guy has this dog, and she can't walk anymore. So he takes her out for a walk every day in a wheelchair. I couldn't find any words for this. How precious!
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Russia's New Secret Weapon: The Putin Apache Helicopter
You can't deny Russia is on the cutting edge when it comes to war technology and weapons. This Putin copter is guaranteed to destroy any country including Ukraine.
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President Obama Speaks on Fixing America's Broken Immigration System
In an address to the nation, President Obama lays out the executive action he's taking to fix our nation's broken immigration system, November 20, 2014.
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I Told You So! Deer Head Trophies...
I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but noooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake! Imagine saying I told you so for the rest of eternity.
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What Seems To Be The Officer, Problem? Drunk Driving Baby...
This little guy probably had just a little too much milk. Maybe he should slow down a bit and sleep it off. I'm sure the police officer could cut this kid some slack.
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I Heart You: Cuddly Pet Giant Snake Love... OMG
Either this snake is protecting her or trying to keep warm. She better watch out that she doesn't wind up as snake dinner. He could probably swallow her whole!
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Can A Woman Get Prostate Cancer? Yes!
We need to save her from prostate cancer. I'm not exactly sure how but if it's written down or on the internet it must be true.
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Night Of The Living Dead. Coffins on My Back at Walmart. WTF?
This has to be the strangest scene ever. Ok why are there pictures of coffins on your back? Did you die in a coffin and they left the brochure on you? Or is this some kind of sick prank?
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Combination Hot Pink Pajama Tutu and Athletic Jacket Only Available at Walmart. Fail.
This kind of outfit is only available at Walmart. You could never find another person dressed like this anywhere else. That's why walmart is great because you don't have to think about dressing yourself beforehand because nobody cares.
