Ethan Wright
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Watermelon Lion
Can you hear this guy roar? Wow. I'd love to be able to carve one of these for my next party! Anybody have simple directions? ;-)
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I Heart You Haircut
This really says I love you and it's going to take a while before my heart grows out and away. In the meantime look at my scalp.
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Toilet Paper and Vented Side Tops at Walmart
I think she can grab some toilet paper and stuff it into her sides to cover up some. Half her body is sticking out! Looks like it ripped.
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Tanning Lotion, Hair Dye and Men's Frilly Dresses at Walmart
It looks like the hulk got a sunburn. Somebody spray some aloe vera on this guy. Then give him some pants to wear. What an outfit!
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Bust Out Bottled Refreshments at Walmart
I think it's safe to say that we're not going to run out of liquids anytime soon. We have enough until next year at least.
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Vented Dress with Limited Leg Room. Bound for Baby Steps at Walmart
I'd like to know how this girl walks? It doesn't look like the legs come apart do they? Maybe she shuffles really quickly like Morticia Addams?
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Loost Fitting Shorts at Walmart
If these shorts were anymore loose she'd be cutting off the blood supply. They look like they might be part tourniquet. She's probably injured.
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The Walmart Convention Center
Drink up at the 2nd annual lesbian hooker convention. I went there but all I got was this lousy t-shirt and some coupons to Walmart.
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Cheap Hands Free Headset
Now that's a low budget solution to the problem. Only problem is you'll have brain cancer in a few years. Read the new study!
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Hoofing and Horsing Around at Walmart
This kid looks like he might be part horse. I would wait to see if he buys some hay in bulk or starts galloping around. Weird!
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Nice Tail. Toddler Meets Mascot... Fail
I don't think this little guy wanted to meet the team mascot quite like this. Now he's going to be asking all sorts of weird questions.
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Hitching a Ride to Walmart
That's how you go in style. Not only do they have the right ride but they also have the right attitude. They will do Walmart proud.
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My Wife is Still Telling Jokes from the Grave...
If you can read this you are standing on my boobs! I'm betting that spot is going to be really popular with visitors.
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Cheap Air Conditioning / Ice Cold Ice Cubes at Walmart
She better watch out she's going to melt all that ice. Next thing you know she's filing a lawsuit because she fell in and almost froze to death.
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Free Yellow Basket Boxer Shorts at Walmart
This is definitely an economical way to buy underwear. You know it'll never rip or fall apart and the baskets are basically free at walmart.
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Going Out with Style to Walmart. Baconator, Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
This has to be the epitome of fashion. Wearing your favorite fast food on your but because that's basically where it's going after you eat it.
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Open Back Evening Gowns at Walmart
I never thought of walmart as a hospital but it is saving people's lives every day but helping them save a few extra bucks.
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Big Red: Men's Dresses at Walmart
They always said dad was a little weird. I guess he's not taking the divorce with mom too well. He doesn't look half bad in red.
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Plastic Bags and Pointy Headed Hats at Walmart
I hope somebody poked a hole in that bag otherwise that woman is not going to make it to her car. It definitely looks very fashionable.
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Lime Green Boots at Walmart -- Fashion Fail
She definitely has some color coordination but she looks like she just stepped off a spaceship on acid. What's up with those boots?
