Victor Martinez
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Shopping At Walmart Isn't All Its Cracked Up To Be. Epic Butt Crack Fail.
I hope this woman is waiting inline for a belt or a dress. I don't think I can bare to see this site any longer. I'm going to throw myself off a bridge.
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How To Protect Yourself From the Sun: Umbrella Butt
I think he's holding that umbrella up with his butt cheeks what do you think? That has to be one smelly pole but I guess it beats getting skin cancer.
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Nervous Much? Getting Married, Sweating Bullets. Soaked Groom Pits
Don't ever let this happen to you. Next time use the strongest antiperspirant known to man otherwise you'll ruin those great wedding photos.
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Nodding Off Little Girl Gets a Doggie Alarm Clock... Hilarious!
Oh my god. This little girl got quite a surprise in her short nap. Maybe the dog is trying to keep her sleep deprived? I guess he was just plain startled like she was.
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Holy Cow Eyebrow! The Humongous Unibrow.
Those things look like they could be brushed and permed. My god. Maybe he needs to go out and by a case full of nair and just spray it right into his eyes.
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Cupid's Arrow: For Valentine's Day Shoot Your Dad Right Through the Heart
The doctor will see you now. Um, maybe next time teach the kid a different hobby apparently his aim is a little off with the bow and arrow. Dad seems to be taking it well though.
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Yield To Pedestrians or Just Run Over Them. Ironic Car Accident Fail
This guy was probably texting his girlfriend when he failed to yield to the sign and ran over it. Maybe next time that will be a person and not a sign. Then we'll have less people to make signs, and it will become a vicious cycle.
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Go Pink or Go Home. Walmart Fashion Fail.
This guy looks like he's ready to get physical. He's like a throwback to the 80's. Suddenly I feel like sweating to the oldies with Richard Simmons.
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Spider Man Driving a Porsche Boxster. Why You No Porsche Spyder?
You see the strangest things on the street these days. This guy really knows how to get around town in style doesn't he? Usually he's flying around swinging from a web.
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Last Night I Took the Drunk Puke Splash Challenge in Bed... Gross!!!
This has to be one for the record books. Imagine catching the vomit mid-air in an action photo? Priceless! Now imagine catching it on your back. That's worth more than priceless, although I don't know what that is.
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British Man Arrested for Trying to Have Sex with Mailbox
A woman witnessed Paul Bennet pull down his pants and do some other funny business then screamed wow repeatedly. I guess there must be a shortage of women in Great Britain?
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Sometimes You Really Need the Strong Stuff...Bitch Spray at Walmart
Helps protect bitches in season from unwanted attention of dogs. I know a few people who could use this I'm sure it's going to sellout fast!
