Clara Stewart
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Limit One Per Customer
This is New Zealand's biggest export. It's selling by the case load.
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Speed Bump
Be careful of the speed bump and definitely don't run over that beer belly.
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Public Bathroom
This is the kind of bathroom that you might have a problem focusing.
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In Private Browsing
Deleting your browsing history won't help. She has eyes in the back of your head.
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White Fluffies Leg Warmers
White fluffies leg warmers for those times when you wear a tank top and shorts.
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Unleash
Unleash on Walmart with a nice leash. You can't let your girlfriend out without one.
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Glass Platform Shoes at Walmart
Now you can be ready for church with this conservative outfit from Walmart complete with glass stilettos that make you look like you're floating on air.
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Hairspray at Walmart
If her hair goes any higher off her head it might wind up catching wind and acting like a sail. She needs to consider a crew cut at this point.
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Double Back to Walmart for Huge Savings on Purple Dresses
These prices can't be beat. The savings are so huge you'll wind up walking out with more money than what you came there with.
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Huge Savings on Little Black Dresses at Walmart
The black bandana is a really nice touch too. That dress is so low cut I can't imagine what it looks like when she turns around. Yikes!
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Leather and Leopard Print at Walmart
What a combination. She's got it all together except for her butt stinking out. I think the outfit is so hot she needs to have it poke out for some cool air.
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Dirty Clothes at Walmart
She needs to get some Tide too and wash those shorts stat. Looks like she's been rolling around in the mud. At least she's wearing shorts!
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I Always Wanted a Fairy Godfather... Winged Weirdos at Walmart!
What's up with this guy? He looks like Elton John with a mustache. Maybe he better fly on out of there before kids start asking him to grant their wishes
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Dinner's Ready!!! Cat Projectile Vomits on my Leather Chair...
This is going to be fun to cleanup. First I'm going to need to hose the whole place down. It would probably be easier to just move. GROSS!
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I Guess He Rescheduled?
God Is Coming CANCELLED! What an outrage. He said he was coming for the second coming but now who knows when he'll show up? I was looking forward to armageddon
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The #1 Cure for Itchy Eyes
Nothing beats itchy eyes better than sticking your finger under your eyelids and scratching. I'd be sure you don't scratch your cornea though!
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Until Death Do Us Part... and Today is the Day!
Nothing like putting a bed in the middle of the street. I think these two don't have too much time left. Better kiss and say goodbye!
