Clara Stewart
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Some are Bigger than Others
Apparently bananas come on all sizes. This one must be extra large.
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Still Not Happy Meal
Man sues McDonalds for still being depressed after eating happy meal
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Flirting Christmas Tree
That Christmas tree is showing too much. She should bring her branches down.
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Ex Girlfriends Ugly Christmas Sweater
This is bound to win the Christmas party's ugliest sweater. Ho ho ho!!!
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Dirty Snowman Drink Dispenser
This beverage dispenser might be real popular at Christmas parties. Don't eat the snow.
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I Want To Live Forever
I want to live forever and I have a sweatshirt that make that very clear
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Just Loading The Truck
Just loading the truck. Might drop a load out the back too.
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Phone Booth Occupied
If you are needing to make a phone call this booth is complete full.
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Merry Nutella Christmas
It's going to be a merry Christmas with some Nutella standing in the snow in my shorts.
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Santa Shopping
Santa is doing some last minute shopping for Christmas on his scooter.
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Santa Live Streaming
Santas spreads some holiday cheer. Now it's running down the stairs in a stream.
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Cinderella Buys A Peloton Bike
Cinderella buys a peloton bike. This should help with the few extra pounds she gained since leaving the dwarfs.
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Monkey Business
If these monkeys keep monkeying around she might just squash them.
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This Can't Be Right
This can't be right. There's a dress and a urinal. Must be some kind of mistake.
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Who Stole the Bottle?
Watching a fight while she knows damn well knows who stole the henny bottle....haha!
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Mama Loves Her Kitty
Mama loves her kitty cat. Please return to mama.
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Going To Walmart...Need Anything?
I'm going to Walmart need anything? Yeah get something to cover up the back.
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Dressed For My Date
I'm all dressed up for my date. All I need to do is pick up some breath mints.
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Christmas Tree Mullet
Nothing says Walmart at Christmas more than a colorful Christmas tree mullet.
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Location Location Location
Location is everything. That's definitely the best spot to put an animal patch.
