Daniel Smith
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Clinton Lohan 2020
Vote for Hillary Clinton and Lindsay Lohan in 2020 and you'll get free donuts.
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Portable Toilets at Walmart
Get your portable toilets at Walmart. They look like the real thing!
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Best Ever Best Western
I can see why this best western is overbooked. Intercourse village has to be jam packed with customers trying to stay there.
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How To Fix A Coffee Table - Third Leg
This is how you fix a coffee table. You have to make sure you get a very large third leg to hold up all the weight!
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Women's Bra Hats for Men at Walmart
Now you can look really sharp in women's clothing and not have to worry about looking too feminine with a pink bra hat from Walmart
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Laziest Mom Ever and Her Shopping Cart Chauffeur. Child Labor Laws at Walmart
This poor kid has a mom that makes him do hard labor. Maybe one day he'll grow up to be big and strong like Arnold with all that cart pushing.
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Get Cracking Grandpa! Electric Scooter Peekaboo Butt Crack at Walmart
Looks like gramps needed to air out the back before it got to hot and exploded. Maybe he's using the back door for turbo. Somebody get this man some pants.
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Jesus Take the Wheel ... and Drive the Bus
I wouldn't mess with this guy. He is liable to bring hellfire and brimstone down upon you if you cross him. Better just keep quiet and go along for the ride.
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Don't Move You Have a Spider On Your Face...
Wow good thing we told her about the spider. She would have never known it was there until it put her inside of a cocoon and devoured her.
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Walmart 'Murica!!!
Amber waves, apple pie, and beer bellies. It's 'Murica! Nothing like a true patriot dressed in the flag at Walmart. You couldn't get more apple pie than that.
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Forever Alone Fedex Package. She's Signed, Sealed, and Delivered... What a Doll!
I guess my package was wrapped specially for me. Somebody at the site I ordered from needs to be more discreet in their packaging. I'm liable to lose my package en route.
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High Fashion Folded Napkin Head Formal Wear... Looking Good Grandma!
I guess I wasn't invited to this dinner party. I could come as a spoon or a fork. Somebody needs to pull that foolish looking napkin off her head!
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New Toilet Paper Will Make You Poop In Your Pants... So Soft Spiders Approve!
Wow if this doesn't make you want to go in your pants I don't know what does. I think not only am I not going to the bathroom but I'm moving out of state.
