Charles Valentine
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And IIIIIIIIIIIII Will Always Love You
And IIIIIIIIII will always love you. Even when you can't stand my singing.
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Patience
I love car rides! Start the car! Start it up now! Start it!!!
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Eat This Instead
Steve, eat a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.
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Bull Horn Math
This is maths for bulls: Constant, Exponential, and Cosine. There are lots of horns.
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How To Get Humans to Mars
This is the easiest way to get humans to mars. Step 1: establish a handicapped parking lot using a Mars rover. Step 2: wait 5 to 6 seconds.
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Single and Ready to Flamingle
I'm single and ready to flamingle.
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Am I A Bad Mom?
Do you think I'm a bad mom Jimmy? My name is Jack...
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Great Grapes
They did surgery on a grape. Now I have really great grapes.
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Platinum Blond
Me: I want my hair like this. Stylist: First of all...that's a wig.
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Christmas Gift for Wife
This Christmas give your wife something she really wants. Something truly exciting. A cheat pass.
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Chinese Food
When the Chinese food was undercooked. Looks like the cat is out of the bag.
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Cooley Beer
What is the best way to keep your beer cold? I'd try this method. You might need a willing participant.
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Good Thing She Has Pants On
Good things she has pants on. We wouldn't want a scene in the store. Maybe a dark color next time?
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How To Deal with People
I had to deal with people today and now I need a little drink times 1000. I love customer service!
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Hard To Book a Hotel Room Here
In room safe is available. I'm sure these are going to be very popular. No chance of getting a room though.
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Plunging Necklines at Walmart
This is about as plunging as a neckline can get. Any more plunging and she will have to be escorted out of the store!
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Wireless Underwear at Walmart
Leave it to Walmart to innovate on fashion. If you are looking for wireless underwear cut the cord now. This muscle shirt will really show off your body!
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Back Scratchers at Walmart
If you scratch my back I'll scratch your back. In this case she doesn't need anybody to scratch her own back tattoos. Man she is flexible!
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Blood Pressure Monitor at Walmart
This must be one of those new fangled blood pressure monitors. I don't see her using her arm. It must measure your blood pressure through your butt crack
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Glass Platform Shoes for Guys at Walmart
It never hurts to keep up with the fashion trends and grandpa definitely doesn't want to be left behind. That's why he's wearing these great glass platform shoes!
