John Rodriguez
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Bro Bikinis at Walmart
Let's hope this is not a fashion trend. I definitely don't want to start wearing one of these. Not only does it look uncomfortable but my chest isn't big enough.
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Breast Enhancement Pills at Walmart
We can see that these pills really work. In the before picture she was flat as a rail. I'm going to run out and get a few bottles myself.
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Edible Underwear
Not only is this underwear edible she's eating a live pair. I hope those are clean. From her face it looks like they are not tasting too good.
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Lucky Cat Leashes Walmart
I think Walmart now has a policy that you can bring pets shopping with you. If you bring a cat bring a letterbox too. This is going to get messy.
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Looking Good Girl -- Animal Print Pants at Walmart
Everybody knew dad was a little strange. Either he has to shave the beard or he has to get rid of the leggings and high heel shoes.
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Thank Goodness the Ambulance is Here
I don't know about you but if this ambulance showed up I might have a heart attack. That snake looks like it's ready to swallow me whole.
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Lost Parrot
I hate to thing what happened to poor Polly. When last people saw her she was talking about getting a bite to eat and something about hot sauce.
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Cloud Formation Gives a THUMBS UP!
You know it's going to be a great day when it starts like this. It's god saying way to go bro let's do this! This is not to be confused with the hand of god
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Superman Arrives on a Scooter at Walmart
I guess he ran out of frequent flyer miles and he's trying to save money? You can be certain superman knows the best place to shop for a good price on a cape.
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SMU Creates Greek Life Diversity Task Force: Dumb Blond Leads Off with Sunburn
Ok I don't think this would qualify as diversity what do you think? Yes she's darker than the others but I don't believe getting skin cancer counts as diversity
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Good Thing I Have A Car Port... BEAR POOP ON A ROOF!!!
Firstly how did the animal get up there? And secondly why did he decide to take a shit right in the middle of the roof? When you gotta go you gotta go I guess.
