Ron Powers
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Looks Legit
Adidas has a new brand in China. Looks legit! Sneaker probably falls apart in one week.
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Woof Rider
This dog looks like he's from the movie Easy Rider. Cool in shades...
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Tightly Wrapped Package
I don't thing this package could get any more tightly wrapped.
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Subway Salad
Riding the subway with a piece of lettuce on your head.
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Fake Feet Flip Flops
Fake feet flip flops at Walmart. Now you don't have to wash them.
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Is My Wife Cheating?
If your wife doesn't swing you around she is cheating.
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Knee Pads
Using a loaf of bread as knee pads at Walmart. Leave it to people of Walmart
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Dig Out the Shovel
When you need to dig out the shovel... it's probably time to shovel.
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How To Look Younger: Baby Blue Butt Crack
This is how grandpa looks younger. By wearing baby blue you turn back the clock decades but you may risk being labeled senile.
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How To Apologize Correctly
This is how you apologize to your girl after betraying her. Get that sign ready and sit outside Walmart.
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Two Bagger
She's a two bagger. You put a bag over her head and a bag over yours in case hers breaks.
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Weed Wedding at Walmart
It's a weed wedding at Walmart. I now pronounce you husband and weed. You may now smoke the bride.
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Me After A Workout
This is me after a workout. No doubt my friends look like they are ready for the cover of vogue while I'm red faced and sweaty.
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Mind Reader
Stop picturing me in my birthday suit. It's not my birthday today.
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How To Mark Your Luggage
This is how you mark your luggage. You are sure to never lose it and nobody will ever steal it!
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Light Summer Pants at Walmart
Get your light summer clothes at Walmart. The lightest summer clothes seem like no clothes. This might be the new Walmart uniform.
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When Autocorrect Starts A Fight
Sometimes autocorrect tries to start a fight. Here we have autocorrect trying to break up a marriage.
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Kim Kardashi Un
Kim Kardashian and Kim Jong Un had a baby together. This baby is really scaring me worse than the two of them combined.
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Glitter Pits
Update your glamour with some glitter pits. It's the hottest new craze to make your body sparkle.
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Picture Me Rollin
Picture me rollin and then flipping over dad and mom's SUV in a winter snow storm. I think she's going to make the insurance rates go up.
