Darrell Coleman
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Bloody Awful Sticky Note: Sorry I Hit Your Car at Walmart
Sorry I hit your car but I left you this note written in blood and used a sanitary napkin as a sticky note. I guess they like to improvise at Walmart.
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Stainless Steel Spoons at Walmart
These are the perfect spoons for dinner or if you are snorting coke. Just take one of these giant stainless steel spoons and hang it around your neck on a chain so it's available at all times!
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Bodybuilding Supplements and Butt Cracks at Walmart
If you really want to build your muscles go to Walmart for the best bodybuilding supplements. They have the best protein powders, weight gainers, shakes, and butt cracks.
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Perfect Pair of Plungers at Walmart
At walmart you can get the perfect pair of plungers at the perfect price. Stick them right on your back and nobody can tailgate you. Great suction!
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MAGA Hats at Walmart
If you truly want to make America great again don't forget to purchase your MAGA hat from Walmart. They are made in China!
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When You See It... White on White at Walmart --Leggings Fail
I think she should have chosen a different color leggings what do you think? Maybe a nice dark color would have done the trick?
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Double Back to Walmart for Open Back Outfits -- Fail
That's a lot of back to be showing. I think she needs to double back home and change her outfit before people start complaining.
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Happy to Help. Our Goal is to Satisfy Our Customers at Walmart. Unfriendly Ones Too?
I can see this guy really needs to work on his people skills. His shirt makes it clear that he's not going to be the ambassador to friendship anytime soon.
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Big Tires at Walmart Automotive. Butts Too.
This guy looks like he's got dual sets of tires on the back of that rig. Hopefully he doesn't need to change them. It'll be a big job.
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Potty Training at Walmart
Now you can learn to go to the bathroom on a toilet and wear a fashionable hat at the same time. Walmart customers are very creative!
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Do You Even Lift Bro? She Does!
Ok This goes down as the biggest biceps ever on a girl. I would definitely not want to be standing next to her at the beach! My guess is she's the top female bodybuilder and takes a few vitamins
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High Heel Black Boot Hooks
This is something that is guaranteed to catch everybody's attention. One kick from her and you could wind out getting your heart cut out.
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How To Lift Weights Upside Down
It looks like she's trying to break the record for an upside down iron cross. All she has to do is hold those arm weights for a few more hours.
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How To Become a Billionaire Gopher
This gopher will definitely show you the ropes in life. Why try to invent your own success when you can follow his? There must be a lot of money digging holes...
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10 Foot Inflatable Frosty the Snowman vs the Lady in Hot Pink at Walmart
Looks like Frosty is trying to rough up shoppers at Walmart. Unfortunately the 10 foot frosty is no match for this woman. She must be related to heat miser!
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Tall Glass of Beer Butt at a Bar
This is the kind of beer I like. It's a tall glass but still has enough bite to knock you on your butt and it shows. Cold and delicious!
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The Wedding Dance Banana
The traditional wedding has been shattered with this new wedding dance. It's going to make the older folks a little uncomfortable
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Middle East Fluorescent Fashion: Hazardous Waste Burka
I don't know about you but this fashion thing is getting out of hand. I can just picture this outfit on a super model strutting down the runway
