Paul Carter
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How To Look More Muscular
Want to look more muscular? Get the push up muscle shirt. It really works! Look at these before and after photos.
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That Sales Lady at the Mall
I love how you are just browsing clothes and that sales lady comes out like a stalker. This picture even looks like me.
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My Spoon Is Bigger Than Yours
My spoon is bigger than yours. In fact it's the biggest spoon ever. I can eat a bowl of cereal in one bite.
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Decorative Desk Ornaments
Decorative desk ornaments at Walmart. Nothing like having the head of an Ewok on your desk.
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Harold's Huge Tree Service
You know Harold's tree service is huge and he's got customers booked solid for the next few years. He must be doing something right.
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Frank Takes The Whole Family For A Ride
You know Frank loves his family. He decided to take them all over for a ride in his new sandwich. I think it's going to come to a horrible end.
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Drunken Party Pole Trip
Looks like she tripped on a pole. Rather than call for help I think she's just going to sleep it off.
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Shoulder Warmers at Walmart
Get your shoulder warmer at Walmart and they will throw in a free litter box. Now that's a great deal!
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Shirtless Shirts at Walmart
Now you can go shirtless with these shirtless shirts at Walmart. They are light airy, look great, and are machine washable!
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Bird Cages at Walmart
Get your bird cage at Walmart. Don't let your bird fly around on it's own or shit on your shoulder.
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Barb Busts Out in Black Underwear at Walmart
Barb was always a little daring. Why not wear underwear to Walmart? As long as you have an extra long shirt and boots you'll be covered.
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Midriff Muffins at Walmart
Get your midriff at Walmart and they'll throw in a free set of tattoos and a muffin which will make it easier to show off your belly.
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She Thought Nobody Would Notice
Looks like somebody put up a fart sign to out this poor lady. Next time she has to wait until she is by a crowd.
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Ugly Sweater Stomach
This ugly sweater is definitely winning lots of contests this Christmas. Not only do you get to show off your horrible sweater but also your belly butt.
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Black Tail Event at Walmart
At Walmart sometimes they get a little formal and rather than wear a black tie they wear a black tail that kind of looks like bird poop.
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Toilet Paper To Go at Walmart
When you are needing toilet paper to go go right to Walmart and pick up some with your backside and walk right out of the store.
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Black Heels and Buzz Cut at Walmart
It looks like Walmart is getting a modern Matrix look here with the new black heels and buzz cut. I think Trinity is done with the trench coat.
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Splatter Paint at Walmart
If you ever want to be like Jackson Pollock now is your chance with splatter paint outfits at Walmart. One size and many colors fits all.
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Walmart Sit-In. Stand Up for Your Rights!
Welcome to the Walmart sit-in. No chairs here. It's time to stand up for your rights by sitting down on the floor!
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Men's Beach Bikinis... When You See It
When you see it you'll wonder what the heck your eyes were thinking! It's quite an optical illusion. They make quite a couple!
