Shamala Chopra
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It's Going To Be A Long Ass Day
You know it's going to be along ass day when you have a really long ass. This is just about the longest ass I've ever seen. Oh my god.
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Don't Lock Your Knees Shopping at Walmart
It's important to not lock your knees otherwise you might pass out and fall down. This is a demonstration of how it's done.
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Perfect Pink Accents at Walmart
When you are dressing up in black and white it always help to add pink accents to let everybody know you are a woman.
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Great Gold Skirts at Walmart
This outfit looks really elegant and rich. Just take a plaid shirt and add anything gold underneath and go from trashy to classy.
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Big Savings and Butt Cracks at Walmart
It's pretty bad when the staff has a butt crack problem. It's almost like they are promoting bad behavior. Somebody should give out free belts.
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Bedtime with Betty Boop Pajamas at Walmart
She's got her pillow and her blanket. Now all she needs is her bed. She needs to make her way over to the furniture section and get some rest.
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Lowest Prices On Women's Tops at Walmart
I hope she's wearing a top! I can see why the prices are so low there is barely any material on these tops. It looks like one string!
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Spotted Undies at Walmart
You can really show off the animal in you with these wonderful undergarments. Might as well not wear anything else. These are good enough.
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Skunk Mullets and Mobile Phones at Walmart
Attention all scooter drivers. Please pay attention to the aisle you are driving down. You don't want to kill anybody while chatting on the phone.
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Grandpa Wears a Tube Top to Walmart
Everybody always said grandpa was a little bit different. Well you can see right here he's a lot bit different. He does look better than some women though!
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Price Drop on Droopy Drawers at Walmart
I didn't think her undergarments can get any lower do you? Any lower and they might wind up hitting her knees or worse her ankles!
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Lowest Prices on Men's Shirts at Walmart
You can see they have the lowest prices. The prices are so low you can't even see the material. Maybe this guy should put a shirt on?
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The Tops in Crop Tops at Walmart
Women's activewear has never looked finer. She's definitely making Olivia Newton John look old while she's getting physical physical.
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No Pants Look at Walmart
I would suggest next time maybe a different color or perhaps a long dress. I don't think we want to see every curve in her leg up close and personal.
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Bath Towels at Walmart
You know the bath towels at walmart are really good at drying your hair. Why not wear them to the store too? They look quite fashionable.
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Kitty Belly Bassinet
This guy is definitely itching for a jelly belly rub. You can see he knows how to relax. I wonder where the baby is?
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Raccoon Goes Gator Surfing
You have to think this raccoon really knows how to live life on the edge. One wrong move and he's lunch meat. Maybe he thinks he's on a piece of wood?
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New Apple MacBook Limited Bird Poop Edition
Somebody shouldn't have been computing outside. You never know what is going to drop in. Looks like this bird laid a big turd.
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Acrobatic Kiss: Flexible Lips
This couple has found true love. They both look they were made for each other. I wonder if they are going to tie the knot?
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Special Delivery: Ok Which One Of You Ordered 100 Pizzas?
That's a lot of pizza and a lot of dough. Maybe they should consider tipping this guy by taking out a mortgage application. It's not going to be cheap.
