Leon Martin
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Parent's Personal Space
This is a kid's concept of parent's personal space especially when the kid has a really big mouth.
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On My 16th Breakdown... "You OK?"
When you're on your 16th breakdown in three hours and someone asks "Are you ok?". I've learned to live with a flexible definition of "ok".
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Matching Mini Mullets
Make your baby's first haircut a mini mullet. Other kids will be impressed with your sense of style.
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Barbecuing Barb
I guess Barb finally died. The best thing to do is throw a barbecue party and serve her up to the guests.
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What Is Going On Here?
What is going on here. I'm pretty sure three people are not going to the bathroom. Somebody call security.
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Does This Dress Make Me Look Flat?
You never want to wear a dress that makes you look flat. Then again you don't want to look round either.
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Cheapest Gas at Walmart
Get the cheapest gas at Walmart. Not sure how they are getting the price so low but I think I have an idea.
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Uber Teams Up with Walmart
Uber is breaking into the scooter business at Walmart. Just punch up the uber app and catch a ride around the store.
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JavaScript for Kids
If you are looking to get a job in high tech look no further than Walmart for your next book. It doesn't matter how young you are. Look at this kid.
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Glass Stiletto Stilts at Walmart
Now you can add a foot to your height with these stiletto stilts. You might even get a nose bleed.
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Tie Dye Shirts and Extra Small Shorts at Walmart
Now you are ready for any occasion with these tie dye shirts and shorts from Walmart. Only one size: extra small.
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Huge Selection of Videos Games at Walmart
There is such a huge selection of video games at Walmart. It's so big you won't even notice his butt crack.
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World Record Butt Crack
This is the current world record holder for butt crack. It's so long that it hits the back of his neck. Must be hard to find pants.
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Recliners at Walmart
You know the recliners are great at Walmart when you can bring them outside too. All weather material at low low prices. Just watch the angle.
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Mom Pours Me a Cocktail
Thanks mom! I needed that drink to spill right in my face! Leave it up to mom to always be thinking about her little boy. He's going to need to follow up that cocktail with some milk.
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Suntan Lotion for Sunburns at Walmart
I don't think suntan lotion is going to work for her at this point. The only think she can hope for is a skin graft. That bright red skin has got to hurt!
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Dolls for Dummies at Walmart
Get your dolls for dummies at Walmart and we'll throw in a free dummy doll. It's everything you need to be a ventriloquist in Vegas.
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Nude Vampire Selfie
This one would probably scare people that showed up for some skin but got nothing. TRULY FRIGHTENING!!!
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Front Baby Carrier and Man's Best Friend
This little dog is loving the ride here. I think the fun is over when the dog poops on his pants. Better get the little guy a diaper too.
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Pretty Pole. Nice Bikini.
Somebody decided to dress this pole up a bit. You can see it looks a lot better now. I wonder if some girl gave up her top?
