Felix Guerara
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High Standards
This woman has really high standards. She wants it all but isn't bringing much to the relationship.
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Sleeping With My Mouth Open
Sleeping with my mouth open. Hopefully there are no flies in Walmart.
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Bearded Sports Bra
Sports bras for men at Walmart. At least it is not on the woman next to him.
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Excuse Me, Miss
Excuse me, miss. When the guy behind you has a 10 foot arm.
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The War On Pockets Continues
The war on pockets continues. These shorts are great if you want everything to fall out of your pockets.
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Spell Check?
Nothing says tough guy more than getting a tattoo that is spelled wrong. He needs to punch himself in the head.
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Paint Brush Cut
The new brush cut. Become a doppelgänger to a paint brush. You never know when you need to paint a house with your head.
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Batteries Not Included
It must be loud with lights day at Walmart. They must be buying a pack of batteries for their sneakers.
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Big Savings on Little Girl Dresses at Walmart
The largest selection of little girl dresses is at Walmart. It's also the largest display of men wearing little girl dresses.
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Superman Saves Sales
Superman saves all the sales. He's downgrading from saving people. He has enough red fabric for two supermans.
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Commanding Presence
If you want to have a commanding presence put a big sign on your back with a command. Spoken like a true gentleman.
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Neighbor Overinflates Doll
There goes my neighbor again. He always forgets to take the doll off the pump after it's filled up. Nice legs and boots!
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Hairy High Heels
These skin colored high heels are so life like they look like that hairy back you see on the beach every summer. Gross!
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Leg Day
It must be leg day at Uber. Time to show off those legs after endless sets of squats and calf raises at the gym.
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Hoofing It To Work
She's really hoofing it to work. I wonder how her toes fit into those hooves. That has to hurt!
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Live Goldfish Earrings
Live goldfish earrings are a blast to wear. You will be real popular at parties. Don't forget to feed the fish!
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Cry Baby
It's the Walmart cry baby. I bet she's upset because they have to leave Walmart. She wanted to stay there the whole day.
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Potted Plants from Walmart
Who knew Walmart could have such good looking plants! This plant looks like Miley Cyrus twerking. I'm sure it's going to be a best seller.
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Bulbous Eyeball from Monsters Inc
Hey look it's the eyeball from Monsters Inc! I knew she looked familiar. It took me a while to place the face.
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World's Biggest Dog
This is the world's biggest dog taking his owner for a ride in the snow. I'd hate to see the size of the pooper scooper.
