Brian Falk
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Shopping Interrupted
When I'm at the office and someone interrupts my midday online shopping spree with an important work call.
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Friday Night Out...
Friday night out!!! Just kidding we're in our pajamas.
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What Do You Bring to the Table?
What do you bring to the table? Bitch, I am the table.
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Me On Social Media vs Me at Walmart
Me on social media vs me at Walmart. You can see I look real happy at Walmart.
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Do I Need a Belt?
Hmm do I need a belt? Generally the rule is when your pants are on the floor it's time for one.
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Red on Red in Red
Dad really likes the color red. All he needs now is a sunburn and he'll be completely red.
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Bathroom Stalls with a View
This is a great idea for a public bathroom. Rather than look at stall walls you have a great view.
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Five Second Rule on Fresh Berries
Get your fresh berries. Pick them fresh off the floor. Five second rule is a bit expired at this point.
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Rags and Red Fluffies at Walmart
The epitome of fashion is wearing a bunch of rags. Just attach them to your body and throw on a pair of red fluffies.
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Slippers and Skid Marks
Leopard print slippers and skid marks. They go together like oil and water. Hopefully she's buying stain remover.
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Horns at Walmart
Nothing looks better on a moped than a huge set of horns. Not only do they look sharp but you can impale people riding down the street.
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Man Down
One man down. Upside down that is. It's going to take a lot to pull him out of the manhole and the tire.
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Pizza To Go
Who knew Walmart delivers pizza? I'll take this pizza to go but hold the sauce it looks a little runny.
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Neon Green Fluffies
You know you can look really sharp in neon green fluffies. Not only are they warm but you look like Bigfoot.
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The Guy She Tells You Not To Worry About
The guy she tells you not to worry about has a really big carrot. I think he might be a vegetarian.
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Blond Bigfoot
She must have feet that are bigger than Shaq. I can see why she is barefoot. There aren't shoes big enough!
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Couple on a Park Bench
Look at these two love birds. You know it's love when the guy is going to let his legs go numb.
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Walmart Airlines
Who knew Walmart was getting into the airline business? I guess it's only natural at this point. Now they can speed up home delivery.
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Pink Beats By Dre from Walmart
It's the Beats by Dre everybody has been waiting for. It now comes in pink so you can really impress your friends with your style.
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The New French Baguette from Bread Company
Get the new French baguette from bread company. It's way bigger than a loaf of bread.
