Pam Turner
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Dog and Gentleman
Good day to you gentlemen. I'm creating quite a spectacle.
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Lipstick at Walmart
Get your lipstick at Walmart. Make your lips look fuller and more natural.
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I'm Not Tired
Let me just close my eyes for a second... that dog is out like a light!
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Custom Cakes at Walmart
I'm guessing she's going to be jumping out of the cake at the party?
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Go Long!
She must have mastered the art of the long ball with that golf trophy.
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Lady In Red
This is an update to the classic film with a more modern cast. Looks good.
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Tight Squeeze
Looks like the cat got caught between the couch cushions and decided to stay.
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Sharp Shooter
I will find you and I will kill. How much for the nerf gun?
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Emergency Room in 3, 2, 1...
Go ahead and start looking for your insurance card. Drill baby drill.
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I'm Going To Target vs Walmart
I'm going to Target vs Walmart. Dressing up vs not dressing at all with curlers in your hair.
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Home Depot Help
Ma'am the double sided tape is in aisle 10. Thank you for shopping Home Depot.
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Hope
Ironically scans can of hope when her life is devoid of it.
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That One Co-Worker
We all know that one co-worker who follows the boss around doing this.
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Pattern Matching
Make sure your patterns match at Walmart. The louder the better.
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How To Be Happy
Get rid of everything that doesn't make you happy!
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Half and Half at Walmart
Get your half and half at Walmart. Walmart blue on top and nothing on the bottom.
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Cookies and TV
I rather like it when humans are on vacation. I'm only missing the TV remote!
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Dance Dance Walmart
Dance dance at Walmart. Just make sure your hair is on fire.
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Oh Baby
8th grade kids seeing the word in there biology books for the first time.
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No Smoking
Extinguish the cigarette or I'm going to extinguish it for you!
