Tim Paulson
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Crack the Window at Walmart
This is how you crack the window at Walmart. You make sure your butt crack is in the window. Peekaboo!
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Air Fresheners at Walmart
Ten bucks says she's asking where the air fresheners are! Not sure why she's on her shoulders but I'd be hitting the gas on that scooter!
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Beach Beer Belly
This beach beer belly might be the first time ever that a set of mountains pretends to look like a person laying on the beach. It looks exactly like his silhouette and shadow!
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Hot Ham Slices
My favorite meal is hot ham especially when it's cooked just right. I carved it out perfectly to show how much a like it.
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Drunk as Shirt at Walmart
Get your drunk as shirt as Walmart. It's better to pretend you have a beer belly than tell everybody your pregnant!
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Toilet Target Practice at Walmart
It's important to aim high if you are going to achieve all your dreams. Now you can target practice in the Walmart bathroom. Get it in the toilet and no splashing on the wall.
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American Juggalo
Jesus loves juggalos except when they are wearing a shirt that says that at Walmart. Fake news yet again!
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Pretty Pet Possums at Walmart
Bring your pretty pet possum to Walmart. Be sure to dress them up in a team shirt and a tutu. You want them to blend in!
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Pet Duck Days at Walmart
Ducks days at Walmart. Bring your pet duck to Walmart and everything that floats is half off. Rubber ducks not included. Be sure they are on a leash!
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Baby Bra Shopping at Walmart
Take your baby bra shopping. They ought to know the perfect bra for you. They have first hand experience! They must pass the squeeze test!
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Pretty in Purple Fuzzy Goth at Walmart
Wow these girls certainly have an awesome sense of style. They are two steps away from complete insanity, maybe just one step! Somebody call the fashion police!
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Meanwhile on Fox News...
This looks like a darn fox convention! You can see they are all up on the current events and non falling prey to media bias.
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User Your Mouth! How To Ride a Bike and Hold Your Cell Phone...
She's so clever. I can imagine she's real proud of her. Flash to ten minutes later and she's in the hospital for trying to text with her mouth.
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How To Tan Your Face and Get a Poop Mud Mask from Seagulls
Just bury yourself in the sand. It has tremendous medicinal qualities. You can see this guy is enjoying it, even the bird poop on his forehead!
