Rick Williams
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Leather and Lace at Walmart
Get your polka dotted rainbow colored lace at Walmart and they'll throw in a black leather jacket and boots.
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Striped Knee Socks at Walmart
Get your striped knee socks at Walmart. If you think they you aren't loud enough these pink shorts and socks will make you really stand out.
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Shaq vs Water Bottle
Shaq makes a water bottle look like a tube of chapstick. I'm thinking he can drink that bottle in one second.
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Deck Party Just Before It Collapsed
Nothing like throwing a party on your deck and killing everybody. Maybe they should have limited the amount of people out there!
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Poodle Snowman Fools Pug
This poodle snowman is so life like that the pug is smelling it's snow butt. Somebody really knows how to make a snow sculpture!
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Women's High Heeled Hoofed Shoes at Walmart
This horse is the perfect shoe for your feet. If you get tired the shoe will gallop you around.
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Shopping Cart Wipes from Walmart
They say that a large percentage of the shopping carts have E Coli. I can see why now. I'm going to buy a big box of sanitizing wipes right now! Walmart butt cracks are to blame.
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Low Rise Jeans for Women at Walmart
These low rise jeans for women at Walmart are so low they show off your whale tail. All the fabric they save comes right off the price.
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Pen and Pencil Holders from Walmart
Looks like they have the best pen and pencil holders you can buy right at Walmart. I'm wondering how many can fit in this butt crack.
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Santa Kitty Onesie Pajamas from Walmart
You know you are ready for Christmas when you show up in the morning with these bad boys. They are guaranteed to get you some coal in your stocking.
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Stay Dry with Pool Pads from Walmart
Stay dry with these extra large pool pads from Walmart. They are super absorbent and can also be used to clean up messy spills!
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Stars and Stripes Flag Fashion at Walmart
Who says you can't be patriotic and look fashionable too for the 4th of July? Deck yourself out with American stars and stripes for some flag fashion at Walmart. It's probably made in China!
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Dog Sale. Buy Two Dogs Get One Free at Walmart
What a sale on dogs! Buy two dogs and get one free. It's also cheaper by the dozen. Fill up your shopping cart now with canines!
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Photo Cakes and Butt Cracks from Walmart
Get your photo cakes from Walmart. Just make sure that the photo doesn't break the camera lens. I don't think spanx are going to help here either. It looks like lumpy yellow butt cracks.
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Diagonal Polka Dots and High Heels at Walmart
It looks like her red and white polka dot skirt is riding up on a diagonal like a hill. Good thing she has high heels on or we would never be able to see it!
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Tall Tail: Hard Liquor, Drunk Monkey.
You would never be able to tell this is a drunk monkey with all that morning wood showing. I thought it wasn't supposed to work when you were passed out?
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Little Black Dress and Butt Crack at Walmart
If you are looking for that ideal little black dress and have given up looking at Target and other fancy stores look no further than Walmart. Their little black dresses come complete with a classy butt crack.
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Measure Your Belly Button Blood Pressure at Walmart
To maintain your health you actively need to measure your belly button blood pressure at all times. Just expose your belly and start measuring for optimal health.
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Aprons at Walmart
Now you don't have to have a problem when your cooking. These Walmart aprons are not only great for staying clean while you cook but they'll also keep you warm in winter.
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Somewhere Over the Rainbow at Walmart
She really knows how to manage her colors. I think I need some sunglasses just to take this all in. It's like somebody melted a bunch of crayons together.
