Rick Williams
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How To Live To Be 100
Live to be 99 then be VERY careful. Sounds simple enough!
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Face Mask For Dating
Imagine showing up to your Tinder date dressed like this. Guaranteed to seal the deal.
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Real Life Kermit The Front
Scientists have discovered a real-life Kermit The Frog living in Costa Rica.
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Hooked
Fishing saved my life. Now I just evangelize with my bumper sticker.
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Rip Repair
Just paint your knees black and nobody will notice the rips.
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Duck Face Mask
Now you can look like a quack while you protect yourself during the pandemic.
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Extreme Caution!
Caution Tapirs can spray backwards 7-10 feet. Please stay alert! Danger!
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Best iPhone Case
This will make your phone look like a scary old person so maybe you'll talk less.
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Give Me A Hand
My cat's paws look like hands folded. He really needs to let the fur grow out.
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TV Face Mask
It's the best way to tune out the coronavirus. Make sure it's not on a popular channel.
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Dirty Money
It looks like they've upped their standards on what type of money they accept.
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Life Is Short
Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.
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Hand Sanitizer Benefits
My body's absorbed so much sanitizer it cleans the toilet when I go.
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Brilliant
Forget the face mask. I'm going to wear a space suit to prevent coronavirus!
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Best Fast Food Ever
McDonald's has rolled out the new Angus Quarter Pounder. This is my favorite fast food.
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Born With Two Pairs Of Legs...
This is Josephine Myrtle Corbin. She was born with 2 pairs of legs. I am asking myself the same question right now.
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The Pen Is Mightier Than The Finger
The new Galaxy Note is a mighty good phone and much better than a finger.
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Tomatoes: Whole Foods vs Walmart
The only difference I can see between the tomatoes is the one from Walmart has a tramp stamp.
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Coronavirus Cutoff
Use your cutoff as a facemark and be a coronavirus fashionista.
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Warning: I Stab Things
Warning. This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1,000 times.
