Robert Shields
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Men's Tank Tops and Bra Pads at Walmart
Either this dude is trying to be more manly or he's a not so professional shoplifter. Either way he goes I'm sure security is going to have a word with him.
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Comfortable Travel Pillow Boobs
Nothing like traveling in comfort. You'll need a wife or girlfriend for this one. Otherwise it doesn't work so well and you might wind up with a slap.
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Very Not Hip Mom: Luscious Tattoo, and Baby Stroller at Walmart
Perhaps a longer shirt would do the trick here? The little guy in the stroller needs to get some crayons and scribble something else on her back.
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Presentation is Everything! - Dolphin Fruit Salad
Now your fruit salad looks like fun! These dolphins look like they are ready to be eaten! Delicious bananas and grapes. This is so clever!
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Women Be Like: You Left the Toilet Seat Up
Imagine having zero space on the bathroom counter because every available inch is taken by some cosmetic or cleaning product. Welcome to my world.
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How To Cook With Explosive Flavor
First step to having your kitchen explode is load up a deep sauce pan with a bucket of beans and vinegar. Then put heat on high. It's done when it explodes.
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Anybody Seen Goldilocks? Pet Door becomes Bear Head Trophy!!!
This is a frightening sight. I'm sure he has enough strength to barrel through that door and take it off the hinges. Better use the back exit at this point.
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This Guy Makes a Good Point
How is that for a pointy hairdo? It looks like he's either trying to be a torpedo an arrow. Maybe he's doing a bad impression of Alfalfa?
