Samuel Brown
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Clean Shave at Walmart
Get a clean shave at Walmart with the best prices on shaving cream and razors. Just don't use it on your butt crack.
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Soft Throw Blankets at Walmart
Now you can pick out your soft throw blanket at Walmart and feel how it feels directly on your butt crack.
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Special Value Box at Walmart
There is a ton of special value waiting for you at the special value box at Walmart. I think this one might be a butt crack.
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Cheeky Women's Jean Shorts at Walmart
If you are looking for jean shorts and want to show off your butt cheeks look no further than walmart. These are about as short as shorts can get!
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Fluffy Fox Tails at Walmart
You knew she was crazy as a fox. Now you can get a piece of her with a fluffy fox tail from Walmart. Wear it around the store too!
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Flood Water Sale at Walmart
If you are looking for flood water look no further than Walmart. Just bring an empty bottle and fill it up from the floor! Flood sale knee deep!
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No Green Thumb? --Creepy Avocado
I'm wondering where the green thumb is. It seems to have all the other fingers. This is one scary looking piece of fruit. Right in the trash you go!
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Polar Bear Goes Poop
Nat Geo action photo here. I always wondered if a bear goes poop and nobody is around to see it... did he really go poop?
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Trendy Top
That is one clever top. I thought you could see right through it. Some designer is getting an award somewhere for this one!
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Checkout My Frilly Jean Shorts. Self Checkout at Walmart
She really likes attention doesn't she? The jean shorts and bright neon top weren't enough. Now she needs to show us her whale tail.
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Mom Teaches Fashion Lesson at Walmart
I guess the daughter is a butt crack in training. All she needs to do is get a tighter top and pull her pants down and she'll be good to go.
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Darth Vader Completes Transition to a Woman
I think it's safe to say Darth's transition is done. There isn't much further he has to go. He definitely has every guy's attention.
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Blue Jean Boots: Decked Out in Denim
If you ever wanted to wear all denim now you can. She's covered head to toe in it. I think they look rather fashionable. What do you think?
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Wild Leopards at Marketside Deli in Walmart
Her outfit is so loud I think she needs to turn down the volume a little bit. They are not going to serve wild animals only wild people.
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Women's Skin Tight Silver Grey Onesie Hoodie Jumpsuit at Walmart
It looks like she's ready to blast off into space with this outfit. All she needs is a helmet and some pressurized air in that jumpsuit.
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Manly Midriff Tops at Walmart
There is nothing like a beer belly to really show off your midriff top. I'm not sure if this is a man or a woman but pull your shirt back down please!
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Fast Key: Make Your Own Key in Skin Tight Yoga Pants at Walmart
I think this woman just found the key to my heart. These might be the only yoga pants that actually look good for a change.
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Hey Hey We're the Monkees!!!
Looks like the monkey is doing a reunion tour with the monks. Who knew he could sing? He looks a little bit like Davy Jones.
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Strolling with a Stroller Full of Siamese Cats at Walmart!!!
This cat lady really knows how to get around. Why live like a hermit with your cats at home when you can take them all to Walmart? Somebody please direct me to the litter boxes and catnip.
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How To Build Huge Biceps Fast!!!
Do you want big biceps fast? Just load them up with a can of WD40 and that will do the trick. Who needs to workout when you can just fill her up? GROSS!
