Nancy Dantone
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Keep Out
You would be better off sand papering a lion in a pair of pork chop panties than being caught on the other side of this fence.
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New Recruit
The army is lowering their standards but at least the kitten is at attention.
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Bareback Riding at Walmart
If you ever wanted to try bareback riding at Walmart now is your chance. Grab a scooter and get going! Be sure to drag your kid behind your bare back.
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Free Shipping on Plastic Pools from Walmart
What a great deal! Free shipping on swimming pools from Walmart. Some lady shows up smoking a cigarette and folds your plastic pool until it's mangled and squeezes it in her SUV.
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I Heart You Walmart Butt Crack
This has to be the Walmart signature pose right? This butt crack is shaped like a heart. It can only mean one thing: Love! Man she's ripped.
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Mc Donald's New Spicy Anus
I'm sure this is going to be a big hit. It sounds way better than the quarter pounder or the Mc Rib and even the Big Mac! I wonder if it has Angus beef in it?
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Grandpa Goes to Walmart
They always said grandpa was a little bit different. One day he's having a beer with the guys and the next day he's got high heels and a skirt. The baseball cap really tops it off though.
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Baby Dolls at Walmart
Get your baby dolls at Walmart. Put them in the shopping cart and don't even worry about them. They are way easier to care for than the real ones.
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She's All Mouth
She's all mouth. In fact she's about one hundred of them on that vest. You can see she never stops talking! Imagine getting her to shut up.
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Colorful Sisal Cat Scratching Posts at Walmart
Let your cat have scratch fever with these colorful sisal scratching posts from Walmart. Just make sure you keep the sisal rope away from your hair unless you want a really nice hairdo.
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Free Lap Dance at Great Clips
Who would have thought you go to great clips and wind up getting a free lap dance? This overly friendly barber needs to learn how to lean.
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Construction Workers Celebrate Manual Labor Day
We don't use tools around here we do everything with muscle. Now if his partner was a real man he'd use his hands instead of that electric saw
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Peek a Boo Beer Belly
See if you can guess who is hiding around the corner? One thing is for certain. He had a few brews before that gut could walk a few steps ahead of his body.
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Car Window Trio... Dog Pile!!!
These guys look like they can't wait to get to their destination. Didn't anybody tell them to just sit back and enjoy the ride? I guess they are just so happy to see me!
