Norman Rockland
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Good Point Grandma
Grandma makes a good point. She has her checklist and ballpoint pen. Somebody get her a smartphone.
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Village People are Back with Beer at Walmart
Looks like the Village People are back at Walmart. They are sporting beer and ready to play at the YMCA.
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How To Stand Out in a Crowd
This is how you stand out in a crowd. When everybody else is sporting big muscles and washboard abs you show up washed up and washed out.
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Happy Hell Mug
Get your happy mug and start your morning right. If you're happy and you know it go to hell. Thanks Grumpy Cat.
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Walmart Onesie Wheeling
Wheeling around Walmart in a onesie with purple polka dots. That's how to scooter around in style.
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How To Have Awesome Abs
This is how to have awesome abs. Get a cardboard cut out of the abs you want and put them over your abs.
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The Bottom Line
It's important to get to the bottom line and if you really want to get to the bottom of things bring biscuits.
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How To Not Catch Germs
If you don't want to catch any germs here is a great way to not get sick on the bus. Just make sure you punch some holes in the clear plastic box on your head.
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Yoga for Men
Who says yoga is just for women? Get your yoga pants on and start practicing yoga even if you are a guy. Throw on some pink for added effect. Go all in.
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How To Motivate Yourself
This is how to motivate yourself. Get your motivated self to jump out of the mirror and scare the hell out of you. Your morning moment of reflection.
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Clothes for Cars
Looks like clothes for cars is becoming popular. This is way better than a car cover.
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Titillating Travel Destination
Looks like Tom's Experiment has real intriguing attractions. I'm betting this tourist destination will be popular.
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Not Understanding the Gravity of the Situation
Clueless. I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. One more cut and he falls on his head.
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Gutsy Move. I Need A Man To...
I need a man to rearrange my guts. Wow that takes guts to hold up a sign like that. Hopefully some man can move them for her.
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Casual and Chic
Wear sweatpants and high heels if you want to combine casual and chic. Wear this to the gym.
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How To Quit Smoking
This is how to quit smoking. Start smoking four cigarettes at a time and you'll die quickly then no more smoking!
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Multi-Purpose Colored Craft String
If you are interested in crafts you could definitely use some multi-purpose colored craft string. They are great for covering cracks.
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Into the Fold
Get your stuff together and get into the fold. This person is like the zen master of the folds and has a few of them.
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Running on Crack
You should never run on crack. You are liable to have your pants fall down or worse show up at Walmart
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Crackers at Walmart
Join the butt crackers at Walmart and show off your butt crack to the world. All you need is some shorts and the will to be different.
