Agnes Foster
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Give Her Disney World
I wanted the D. I gave her the D. Disney World.
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Pickle Juice and Beer
Pickle juice and beer what a combination! Bitter and salty!
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If Nestle Merged With Cadbury...
The chocolate bars would be a really big hit. This is an example of synergy.
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Yellow Cowboy
This might be the first ever yellow tie-dye cowboy a Walmart exclusive.
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First Was The Duck Face
First was the duck face now y'all want to be horses.
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Rock Climbing at Walmart
When you can't wait any longer for someone taller than you to walk by so you can ask for help.
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Shorts That Say Something
Get shorts that say something. These shorts just won't shut up.
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Dentist Care
Looks like the dentist is doing a little bit more than caring.
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Eat Some Spaghetti
If you're upset or feeling regret eat some spaghetti!
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Walmart Women's Wear
Walmart women's wear perfect if you want to look like a weeble.
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Free Sample Roll
Free sample roll. Try it out on the spot. Use the trash can after toilet paper use.
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Detox Mask
This detox mask looks like you have to become a pig first before getting clean.
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Rope Mullet
Rapunzel lets down her rope. This is a whole lot easier to climb and much easier to manage.
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Dad Forgets His Pants
Dad forgets to buy pants. Next time I need to tie a string around his finger. Forgetting my pants only happens in my dreams.
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This Should Be Popular
This should be popular. The only dancer in the world with 3 of them. All she needs is a litter of cats.
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Horizontal Hamburglar Stripes
She looks like she's ready for a McDonald's burger. All she needs is the Hamburglar hat and she's got the whole ensemble.
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2 Cantaloupes for $2
Wow what a sale! 2 cantaloupes for $2. I'm sure they will be selling out at that price. I'm buying a dozen.
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Caution: Slippery When Wet
Be careful it looks like the floor is slippery when wet. I think she might have had something to do with it.
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Best Pick Up Lines
This is how not to pick up girls. I think he might have had a few rejections and he's a bit jaded.
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Tumbler Cups at Walmart
Get your tumbler cups at Walmart and never worry about spilling your coffee while riding your scooter.