Jet Luga

@JetLuga
4 Friends Joined May 2013
  1. Fat Unicorns

    So apparently, Rhinos are just overweight unicorns. If you really think about it. It's true. The horns are a dead giveaway.

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  2. Green Grass Paint

    So this is how it's done. I always wondered how they kept the grass so green on football pitches and stadiums.

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  3. The Heisenburger

    Today's special: The Heisenburger. It's Bacon Bad. As a big fan of the Breaking Bad series, I would definitely love to order this burger.

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  4. NASA Van: Seems Legit

    I'm no rocket scientist, but I don't think I'd have to be a genius to figure out that this is not a NASA van.

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  5. He Is A Big Nerd

    What happens to someone when he practices the piano everyday? He becomes a big nerd. That's what happened to poor Tony.

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  6. Optical Illusion On A Tree

    This guy is both an amazing painter and an incredible troll. Imagine the shock on people's faces when they pass this tree by. That would be hilarious to just look at.

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  7. Instagram Vs Real Life

    This is so accurate. Instagram is usually the sensationalized imageries of our lives.

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  8. Forever Alone

    Damn. I would really hate to be this girl. Surrounded in a room full of couples and she has no one to kiss. No one to share that intimacy with. That's just sad.

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  9. Troll Gift

    What a cruel way to wrap a present for your friends. I will do this next Christmas!!!

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  10. Karate Car Wash

    All employees in this car wash were trained by Mr. Miyagi himself! Wax on! Wax Off!

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  11. Bat Stop

    Everyone takes the bus. Even Batman. I wonder if it's because the Batmobile stopped working all of a sudden.

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  12. Long Yellow Thing

    At safeway, they're selling this fruit. It's long and it's yellow. They're not sure what it's called.

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  13. Cover Me!

    This police officer wants his partner to cover him. Although, it's not in the traditional sense that cops usually use the phrase.

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  14. Small Boat

    I don't think that this drawbridge necessarily had to open up to let this little boat pass through.

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  15. Dare To Eat?

    This is probably a great tool that people could use to lose weight. Wrap this snake around your fridge and you won't want to grab some food for that midnight snack anymore.

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  16. Kid Drivers

    No one can escape the occasional road rage. Not even the kid drivers.

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  17. Appowl

    What do you get when you cross an apple and an owl? You'll get an appowl.

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  18. Rockstar Car

    This car is so rockstar, it has a Mohawk for a haircut.

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  19. Inappropriate Gift

    First of all, the engraving is totally just messed up. Second of all, I don't think 1 yr olds would really appreciate flasks for gifts. I don't think they can even read the inscription.

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  20. Adios!

    It says here that this card is meant to console those who have recently lost their loved ones. I don't think this quite fits that category.

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