Jet Luga
-
Anti-Joke Eel
Oh, eel. You never joke about death. It's not as funny as it seems.
-
Scumbag Computer
I'm having problems with connecting to the internet. What does the computer want to do? It wants to check the internet for solutions.
-
Flappy Bird Insanity
I don't think that Einstein had the game Flappy Bird in mind when he said this quote. But if the shoe fits...
-
Kanye Oscars Selfie
KANYE WEST OVERLOAD! This would probably break Twitter too.
-
The Nerd's Revenge
Stephen Hawking was probably called a nerd and a loser back in highschool. With his overwhelming success, he's now the one calling the shots.
-
Genius Laziness
Bill Gates was right. It's always smart to hire the lazy guys. They'll always try to find easy ways to do things.
-
An Unusual Drive
This is something you won't see on the road every day. A little baby driving a car with a dog for a passenger.
-
World Domination 101
This cat is listening intently to the masters of world domination. This cat has big dreams.
-
A Cheesy Proposal
If I were the girl, just as long as I'm getting my pizza, I'd just keep saying yes and yes and yes over and over again.
-
Milk In Cookies
What's better than having good old milk and cookies? Having some milk IN cookies.
-
Doggy In Distress
This poor little doggy is waiting for its prince charming patiently.
-
Suspicious Pallets
These pallet boxes really look suspicious to me. What kind of plans do these boxes have? They look extremely devious.
-
Seems Legit
This toilet looks really sketchy. The standards for safety and sanitation have really been lowered with this one.
-
Harsh Weighing Scale
Did this weighing scale have to be so harsh? It didn't have to completely break down.
-
Scumbag Vladimir
He spent so much on the Winter Olympics trying to rebuild Russia's reputation. And yet, the Ukraine crisis that he has Russia involved with just plummets their standing.
-
The Power Rangers
They have POWER way beyond what you can comprehend. That can make grass explode just by posing. Can you do that?
-
Slender Man Takes The Subway
I wouldn't want to have a monster like Slender Man hounding my daily commute. What are the local authorities doing about this? Somebody call the ghostbusters!
-
The Unbreakable
This is the ultimate unbreakable structure. Nokia Phones cannot be stopped.
-
Grammar... Learn It
I hate it when people can't understand simple concepts of grammar and spelling.
-
Harry Potter And The Kidney Stone
No interesting stories of a wizard world here. Nor are there any epic battles with evil dark lords. Just a story of a regular boy with a kidney stone.
