Aleksey Kholostov
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I WANT TO BE A T-REX WHEN I GROW UP
T-rex is my favorite dinosaur he has a big tail and i only have a little one, but I believe it will grow soon.
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I LOVE COOKIE MONSTER
I usto love cookie monster until i seen what it can do to a person.
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DON'T ADD YOUR BOSS TO THE FRIEND LIST ON FACEBOOK
The sleigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver weight 700lbs. He weighs only 700 pounds? LOL Seriously! how about that practice run yesterday? He's all "I'm tired of these sluggish take-offs" well I'm tired of hauling a hippo!! HEADS WILL ROLL…
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Martin Luther King I Have a Dream
Martin Luther King and Grumpy Cat had a dream that one day you'll shut up
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That's Not How You Walk Your Dog
That's not how you walk your dog, when you tell your friends i'm walking my dog the dog acts holy walks you don't carry him in your pers.
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HOW TO BURN 800 CALORIES IN JUST 30 MINUTES OR LESS
All the people this age care about there calories, what food can or can't they eat today well I have a perfect solution for you you can eat anything you want and still not gain any calories.
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WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
This is one of the first jokes that cake to be, what came first the chicken or the egg, no one know until this guy drew it all out for us its the chickegg.
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TARZAN IS BACK
I dont know if i should laugh at this guy or be sad that he doesn't have any close but for now I guess I will laugh.
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SQUIRREL EATING PIZZA
OMG squirrels not only eat nuts they like to eat pizzas to just like humans thats cool
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THAT'S HOW MEN COOK
Peeling onions like a boss, where a motorcycle helmet when you are peeling onions so you don't cry.
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I TOLD HER IT WAS APPLE JUICE
Sometimes the kids have to be just kids like this one "I TOLD HER IT WAS APPLE JUICE" It wasn't lol
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IN CASE OF FIRE
In case of fire turn me over.... Not now stupid in case of fire!!!!
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DOG SAVES ALL HER PUPPIES FROM A HOUSE FIRE
Dog saved all her puppies from a house fire, and puts them to safety in one of the fire trucks.
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'Breaking Bad' Ends In Epic Fashion
How will the cable drama's finale stack up against the greatest series endings of all time?
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Make a Difference Street Art
Green thumb street art girl is watering the tree
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GRUMPY CAT SICK
You people make me so sick an tard
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TEXTING WHILE DRIVING A MOTORCYCLE
People say that the state of Florida has one of the worst drivers in America, when I seen this picture i have to agree.
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10,000 Bottles of Windex Cleaner To Clean This House
House made up of nothing but glass, I bet the cleaning lady orders a semi truck of windex cleaner to clean this house.
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Honestly I'm Speechless
I have no idea what she was thinking in the morning but if i had to guess she had a hell of a night, and she probably woke up in someone else's home, probably a man because she didn't look in a mirror. Men don't need mirrors.
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HOMEMADE POOL
When its 100+ degrees outside you just have to be creative on how to stay cool. and the wheel from the tractor seems like a good idea for the pool.
