iPhone users treat their phone like a personality and it gets me every time.. like bro, it’s a device, not a degree.

They say a lot of questionable things too..
They say Android is complicated. Now explain to me how charging your phone three times a day is simple?

They say ‘iPhone is luxury?”… what’s luxurious about begging for a charger everywhere you go like it’s charity.

They act like royalty until you see them with a cracked screen protector taped up with hope.. The screen.. cracked like it survived the Civil War..every time it drops, so does their bank account.

They got Dynamic Island… but can’t afford a real one. Flexing AirPods like jewelry… meanwhile, bank account on silent mode.

It’s called some “Pro Max”… but the only thing maxed out is their credit card.

Apple really said “yo, let’s remove the headphone jack, the charger, the fingerprint, the personality… and they’ll still buy it.” And y’all lined up like it’s holy communion. 😂

They brag about cinematic mode but can’t shoot a stable relationship.. can’t even focus on their own life. They claim “my phone never lags.” Bro, it froze on the calculator app 😭

The funniest part is they say Android is cheap… but their whole lifestyle is on payment plans. They pay for relatively everything too, frr

They pay to listen to music…
they pay to watch movies… or resort to sharing Netflix passwords like it’s community service.
they pay for extra storage just to delete screenshots.

Even their CONFIDENCE is on subscription. No cause what are you without your phone? ..exactly.

‘Sent from my iPhone?’… yeah, sent straight into debt.. psent broke. Bro, y’all really paying $1,200 for a flashlight with good marketing. Like come on! Can’t you see? oh i almost forgot..

i might even bear every other thing but bragging “Face ID”… and still hiding behind filters will forever be crazy to me, their real face can’t unlock respect.. at least not from me.
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I’m #stareguy so believe me when i say at the end of the day iPhone users don’t own a phone. The phone owns them. 😔