Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. Bondage Couple in Public

    And if the woman was in a collar? Servant and master, women over men, they're doing it right!

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  2. Kate Upton Eating

    She looks absolutely delicious! Not sure whether I'm hungry now or horny. I've heard this is a burger advertisement, but I only see boobs. Am I blind?

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  3. James Bond Killed Lincoln!

    007 how's the operation take back colonies coming along? John Wilkes Booth aka John Wilkes Bond!

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  4. Boy with Man Voice

    6-Year-Old Boy dubbed With Grown Man's Voice. You do not want to disrespect Maximus Thor when he's ordering his Happy Meal.

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  5. Tits for Christmas!

    Clever marketing. Let it snow! Santa Claus is bringing an extra special gift in your stocking this Christmas!

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  6. News station calls Petraeus biography "All Up In My Snatch"

    Instead of calling Paula Broadwell's biography of former CIA director David Petraeus by its correct title, "All In," ABC Denver calls Petraeus' biography: "All Up In My Snatch." Seriously. The local station has now confirmed the mistake

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  7. McCain Tells Reporter That's The Dumbest Question I Ever Heard

    Reporter asks if there is a greater national security threat in classified documents discovered leaked in the Petraeus threat than the Benghazi attack.

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  8. Amazing Dante Buford Dunks

    Arlington Country Day's Dante Buford (Class Of 2014) throws down a windmill putback in ACD's season opener, CRAZY...

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  9. Die Clock

    Hey, what time is it? Apparently, time to die. -bladerunner. Must be monday

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  10. boulder head

    {"d":"A huge headed dimwit whose cranium seemingly must be filled with rock to account for the strange loss of intellect normally associated with a humongous skull and brain.","u":"Curtis is such a boulder head"}

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  11. yo dawg lost dog

    I was walking with my dawg 2 days ago on Abess Blvd. when he ran off to play with some other dawns, haven't seen him since. He answers to "dawg", JaQuan, or just simply "Yo". If found please tell him to hit me up

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  12. Unbelievable Baseball Field Trick Shots

    Amazing Life Dude Perfect! Play ball!!!!

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  13. Selena Gomez Dumped Justin Bieber

    BEST DAY EVER!!! Timothy De La Ghetto says YAY

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  14. NIPPLE SHOWER TIME! - Fahrenheit / Indigo Prophecy

    Fridays with PewDiePie will be up tomorrow, sorry bros I tried but I had a really busy day D:Alright, it's seems to be starting off pretty slowly. But hey! Thinking of it, so was Heavy Rain in the beginning.

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  15. 50 Cent - Money

    50 Cent - Money (Official Music Video)

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  16. Rihanna - Diamonds

    "Diamonds" is a song recorded by Barbadian recording artist Rihanna for her upcoming seventh studio album Unapologetic (2012).

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  17. Come at me Turtle Shmuley Boteach Trampoline Trick!

    Come at me Turtle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjUlUEqZpiU SHMULEY BOTEACH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8IbWLIsJ6A Michel & Sven - Der Trampolintrick - Teil 5 / The trick with a trampoline (Original) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKe7zUZ8uTo

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  18. Sisters in the bathroom

    Then and now. Praying to the porcelain god

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  19. Dog humps supermodel Chrissy Teigen

    My dog Keith got overly excited at an Obama's reelection party and bagged him a supermodel (Chrissy Teigen).

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