Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. Perfectly Placed Newspaper

    Bikini cleavage photo bomb. It looks like the great cover up has barely covered on the woman who seems to be oblivious to her new outfit

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  2. Subway Hiring Midgets?

    This girl looks way too small in comparison to that foot long subway. Is subway hiring little people to make sandwiches look big?

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  3. Vagina Purse?

    This purse looks like a woman's vagina. This designer bag is either a fashion statement or the hottest subliminal marketing

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  4. Getting Lucky Zipper

    When you open the zipper to the pants it says "Lucky you" from the perspective of your sex partner! If you are having sex these jeans are hot!

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  5. Serious Facebook Likes in Love

    She likes my Facebook status once a year. So I guess you could say things are gettin pretty serious. Yes Kip, you are in love!

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  6. Pervert Pepper

    I just cut this bell pepper and noticed it has balls and a penis. I don't think I'm going to eat it because it looks too hot and spicy

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  7. Pouring a Drink Forever

    This awesome illusion pours a drink into a glass forever. Very cool animated gif. The cat on the glass makes this even more cool.

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  8. Pissed Grammar

    I'd rather be pissed off, then pissed on. This is one of those times when the difference between then and than is very important!

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  9. Girl or Book in his lap?

    This optical illusion is sure to leave you wondering if the guy is enjoying a wonderful book or a nice blow job from a girl.

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  10. My Dog Dick

    This is my poodle named Dick! He is very oddly shaped. Some say he looks like a long penis but I don't see the resemblance!

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  11. How to Problem Solve

    Problem solving flowsheet. Follow the diagram until you solve the problem or at least get rid of the problem and maybe blame someone else for the problem.

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  12. Hug Me Underwear

    Nothing says I love you more than hug me underwear. Have your girl wrapped around your finger or balls all day long! She love you long time!

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  13. DUBSTEP ADVERTISING!

    DUBSTEP COMMERCIALS SUCK! With the recent rise of dubstep usage in commercials, a mysterious man (Mike Diva) shows how dubstep can transform this company's boring commercials.

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  14. Surprise the One You LOVE!

    For a surprise you know they'll love. This kind of surprise will make her scream with excitement! Much better than dick in a box.

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  15. Bikini Photobomb

    Tough guy with tattoos gets photobombed by his girlfriend in a bikini or maybe it's her underwear. Epic fail.

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  16. Don't Get Comfortable

    The American Giant Brand Film COMFORTABLE ISN'T THE AMERICAN DREAM. COMFORTABLE HAS NO GUTS. COMFORTABLE NEVER DARES TO BE GREAT.

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  17. They have their shit together

    I can't believe that after all that shit they are back together! What? Yes. Who? My butt cheeks. Hahahahahahaa!!!!

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  18. Spiderman and Uncle Sam Sex

    Two balloons were caught in a questionable position the night before the 86th annual Macy's parade.

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