Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Kanye West: Yo Pregnant Kim Imma Let You Finish
Yo Kim, Imma Let you finish carrying our baby but Beyonce had the best pregnancy of all time. @kanyewest @kimkardashian
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You Are What You Eat!
If we are what we eat, I'm fast cheap and easy. She looks delicious! I'll have some of her fast!
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What is it like to be a fireman?
Next time you bitch about your job watch this video and imagine what it's like to have your life on the line every time you go to work by feeling the heat and getting burned or inhaling smoke.
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Escalator Switches Directions Injures Five
Malfunctioning escalator suddenly started moving backwards during rush hour. Here is the escalator at the Exchange Place station during rush hour GOING IN REVERSE. 5 people were seriously injured.
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Jesus Toaster
Daily Bread Toaster Company presents... The Jesus Toaster. 2-slice Toaster that toasts the image of The Messiah on your morning bread. Give us today our daily bread. I am the bread of life. Take it. This is my body.
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Highest Box Jump World Record
Dan Sullivan, a linebacker from small FCS school Monmouth University, is about to go vertical with a 65 inch box jump and blow your mind. It looks like he could have landed on top of the other guy's head with that kind of height.
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Joe Johnson's Game Winning Jumper - Top 10 Plays
Joe Johnson's game-winning jumper takes the top spot in Friday`s Top 10 Plays for 1/4/2013. Joe Johnson's shot was not a buzzer beater. Still .7 on the clock
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Relationships Are Like Houses
A relationship is like a house. If a light bulb goes out you don't buy a new house. You fix the light bulb. Unless of course that house is a lying whore. In that case you burn the fucker down and buy a better house with good light bulbs.
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Modified New Year's Resolutions
Year after year I can't keep my new year's resolutions! What to do? Cross them out and with a few modifications you have a new set of goals you can keep! Stop smoking, exercise, reduce drinking, save money, find a meaningful relationship. How about filter…
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Burning Man In The City
This chilling wallpaper depicts a burning man absent of flesh walking through the city streets. Eerie but very cool and dramatic desktop image. Haunting!
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Used Rubbers
Used rubbers for real cheap fuckers! Love is always better the second time around! I think I will pass on these and buy the more expensive kind.
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Hand Sanitizer Ad
This might very well be the first ad with a dildo in it that is not x-rated! Hilarious. Dettol hand sanitizer is really getting their point across! Best advertising campaign ever!
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Text Message Dating - Hi I'm Rich
Hi did you get my picture? Ya not my type Sorry. Oh ok. Well if you ever change your mind I'm Rich. Oh well your picture was sorta attracting. I'm April 27. And I'm Rich 28. Oh I thought you meant you had a lot of money. Well sorry.
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Hungry Polar Bear Attacks Man in Cage
Film maker Gordon Buchanan survives an attack by a starving female polar bear while in the safety of a perspex cage which gives you a 360 degree panorama of all the action. @gordonjbuchanan is totally incredible!
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DirecTV Emails Sound Like Crazy Stalker Ex
DirecTV is filling my inbox with messages asking me to come back, hear us out, let's get back together, we'll make it up to you, why haven't you called, let's give it another shot, we want you back. This mail sounds like harassment or insanity. I'm afraid…
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Dark Coffee Dad
Just a dad who loves coffee. Just made coffee. Brewing some coffee. A cup of coffee. Putting on coffee. Pouring a little coffee. Visiting my son's grave. How could I have let this happen?
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DRD Paratus-18 SuitCase Gun
Fps Russia demonstrates the DRD Paratus-18 suit case gun. This shit is for real watch the shock? wave at the back of the truck in slow motion! He is the king of weapons!
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R. Kelly Song For Victims Of Sandy Hook
R. Kelly - I Know You Are Hurting (Tribute To The Newtown, Ct. Kids) [NEW FULL SONG 2012] All of R. Kelly's songs go straight to your heart.
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Best Sports Photo Of The Year
Florida's consolation prize for blowing the Sugar Bowl. Sugar Bowl Big East champion Louisville pulled off the biggest upset in BCS Bowl history. The No. 21 Cardinals, 14.5 point underdogs before the game, shocked No. 3 Florida 33-23. But Florida won Best…
