Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Beautiful Body Paint - Two Faced Selfie
What a great self portrait. The giant head below bares a striking resemblance to the smaller head above. Hilarious! I also love the lime green camera
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Red Hot in Ripped Blue Jeans
Awesome outfit! Dress up in your red pajamas and throw some ripped blue jeans on to complete the outfit. Wonderful. Comfortable.
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Express Checkout Lane at Walmart
Don't you hate when someone loads up the express lane with a zillion items? Can't they read the signs? Then again, maybe they can't read...sigh
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Eye Catching Hairstyle
A beautiful haircut can make a big difference! This one is guaranteed to turn heads for sure. I think she might have turned herself into a cyclops
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Somebody Needs To Take Away Her iPhone
Taking pictures can be fun. Posting them on the Internet even more fun! But when you are pregnant, underage, and making obscene gestures it's probably not a good idea to be taking a selfie.
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Left My Cart Unattended and Now This Epic Halloween Treat
Let me give you some advice. Never leave your cart unattended. Kids always like to get the best of you. In this case a skeleton hitched a ride on my cart.
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Ancient Statue Gets A Helping Hand From A Little Boy
These little children at the museum are quite amused with the greek statue. It seems the boy has to touch it to see if it's real. The little girl is his innocent accomplice.
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Cool Kitten Gives Thumbs UP!
This adorable kitten knows how to wow us. He must think he's cool or something. I'm going to have to agree with him. He's awesome. I love this kitty!
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Check Your Blood Pressure at Walmart
Now you can monitor your blood pressure at Walmart. Just make sure you come half dressed or not at all so you blend right in. Or for added effect where your pajamas.
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Spongebob Square Pants Has Beautiful Eyes
You have never seen spongebob like this before! He's looking pretty cute in that skimpy outfit. I believe it's no outfit at all. I can't stop staring at those wonderful eyes!
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Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il In Drag at Walmart?
It looks like we have a confirmed sighting of Kim Jong Il at Walmart. He's decked out in drag but his clever costume doesn't hide enough for us not to recognize our supreme ruler!
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Hunting - What Goes Around Comes Around
This is the greatest hunting photo ever. The hunter is about to become the hunted. Let's see how those bare hands hold up against claws and fangs. Not so tough without your gun are you?
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Apple Mac Selfie
Epic selfie with a mac camera. He's got the duck face and all. Peace bro! You are bound to get a lot of chicks on instagram with that one...
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Just in Time for Halloween
I got caught behind this woman. She looks like she might be part jack-o-lantern. I have the strange feeling I'm being stared at. I can't tell if she's standing forward or backward. HELP!
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Catching a Ride with My Mans
You can tell this couple is really in love. Riding together on a scooter can be real fun. I wonder what would happen to his girl if he hopped off the front?
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Mr Potato Head Shopping at Walmart
We have a celebrity sighting at Walmart! The best toys at the best prices. Mr Potato head shows up on a scooter! Can you sign my Mr. Potato head doll please?
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Best Selection of the Finest Hats
See the best selection of the finest hats only at Walmart. Designer brands with prices that can't be beat. Need a giant plant growing on top of your hat? There is a hat for you!
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Best Selection of Make Up and Beauty Products
Find the best selection of makeup and beauty products only at Walmart with guaranteed low prices. Simple to apply. Look your best and have everybody guessing how you look so good.
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Stunning Black Sun Dress - Drink It Up!
Here Walmart is showcasing a stunning black sundress. Available for both evening wear or morning. Versatile. This dress is sure to make a statement anywhere you go...only at Walmart!
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Beautiful Brown Sweatshirt with Matching Black Garbage Bag Dress
Who says you can't throw together great outfits on a budget? Here we have a lovely top and a stunning black garbage bag bottom. Exceptional taste here. Probably held together with a zip tie.
