Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Kitty Cat in Pink Tutu - Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who's the Coolest Cat of All?
Oh hell NO! Who the heck put this guy in that outfit? The look on his face is classic. I think he's admiring himself in the mirror or at least amused. Meow I look good!
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Beautiful Bride All Dressed In White and Waiting...
Come and get it! She's waiting to consummate the wedding. Who is the lucky guy? It looks like that bed is very comfortable too. A room with a view. But who could take their eyes off of her?
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Camo Short Shorts and Neon Green Tank Top
These camo shorts do a pretty good job of hiding the biscuits. Overall I'd say she wore it well. Make the top pop and de-accentuate the bottom. Good job!
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I'm A Bad Girl In Latex
I'm a bad girl. Punish me like the tasty little latex sausage that I am. She definitely gets a 10 for effort. It's not easy to get into that outfit or pose like that!
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Just Ordering McDonald's with a Basket on My Head
What's up with people today? Seriously! This guy has a strange looking hat on his head. Not sure if he's going to take it off to eat a burger. Could it be an umbrella?
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DON'T SHOPLIFT OR YOU WILL GO TO PRISON
This is your butt hole This is your butthole in prison DON'T SHOPLIFT
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Classy Dress Aquamarine Glamor Shot in an Inflatable Pool
This is the epitome of glamor! Taking a sexy shot in an inflatable pool in your beautiful dress. I guess one out of two isn't bad. She looks happy. It's important to have fun!
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Latesha Did You Eat All the Powdered Donuts Again???
Looks like she has been caught red handed powder and all. She almost looks like a clown with that mug. She's going to have quite a belly ache later.
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Fashionable Barbie Doll High Heel Shoes
Remember those barbie dolls you loved to play with? Now you can bring them wherever you go by attaching them to your shoes! What a fashion statement!
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Girl Takes Selfie Standing in Toilet Bowl
This is definitely the perfect place to take a selfie right while you are standing in the toilet bowl. I hope she flushed first because these is plain gross
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Pink Meshed Tank Top and Mini Skirt
Not sure who is taking pictures in the bathroom! Looks like these mesh outfits are really in these days. I guess it's subliminal message is I'm a great catch!
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How To Paint Your Toenails for Halloween
These toes look absolutely devilish! I would not want to cuddle in bed with these pointy daggers! Ouch. They look like they could tear flesh or impale someone!
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Mr Mustache Calico Kitty Cat
Look at this cute kitty! What an awesome mustache he has. I didn't know they could grow a curly one. Look at the look on his face. Epic! He's like...what's up?
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Orange Tank Top Mini Skirt Top and Bottom Interchangeable - You Go Girl
You go girl. This combination can't be beat!. It looks like you are peeling an orange! Wow. Not sure anybody wants to see hips in public but it's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission!
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Hey Mom Time To Pitch the Baby Backpack Carrier!
I think this baby is way too big to be carried around anymore don't you agree? I think when you grow as tall as mom it's time to stand on your own two feet.
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Girl I'm So Hungry I Need Me Some Skrimps!!!!
I'm getting hungry for the Red Lobster just thinking about delicious shrimp lobster and crab! I'm going to make sure I don't wind up where she is going though.
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They Be All Like - You Need Pants To Fly
Airlines are imposing stricter rules on who can fly. Now they are mandating that you wear pants or you will not be able to fly. Next thing you know they will make shirts mandatory.
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Girl Is Worst TV Antenna Ever
This girl is giving really bad reception! I don't think moving the antennas are going to help either. I think I'm just going to switch to cable..
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Very Colorful and Well Coordinated Just A Tad Too Tight Outfit
This outfit hits all the right notes with extra points for color splash. However, everything seems to be just a tad too tight! Loosen up the threads and you might have a winner
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What Is In This Delicious Refreshing Drink and Is It For A Cat?
Not sure what I'm drinking here. I like the label but not sure how this is going to taste. Should I take a sip and see how it is? What do you think?
