Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Grumpy Cat Fried Eggs Breakfast
OMG! These eggs look like the spitting image of grumpy cat...ROFLMAO! They look delicious too. Grumpy cat for breakfast? Why not! YUM!
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Front Butt - Coming or Going?
The very rare front butt is difficult to discern whether a person is coming or going. You really need to find a head and determine which way the eyes are facing
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Stylish Maternity Wear on Sale at Walmart
At Walmart we know fashion even when you are shopping for two! Walmart has the best selection of maternity clothes that are guaranteed to make your baby bearing fun and stylish!
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Yank My Chain Nose Pierce Jewelry
How is this woman supposed to blow her nose? Wouldn't she have a tissue filled with chain? It also looks like it could be the chain to a lamp. Someone is going to pull it for sure.
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Leopard Print Leotard Pregnant Selfie
This outfit really says I'm an animal! Plus, she is sporting a unique S-Curve pregnant body type. It's great for wearing cool clothes or for driving a race car all over your body!
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BACHELOR PARTY
every time someone gets married the boys throw a special party for that special man (that's about to trade everything that the world has to offer for that special woman) and not just a party a bachelor party.
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New Hot Dance Craze the Plumber?
Is this woman starting a new dance craze? The plumber's crack could be the next big dance hit! Maybe her pants are just falling down or they are 10 sizes too small.
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Woman in a Tutu Pushes a Cart through the Walmart Parking Lot
Spotted this ballerina in the parking lot. Not sure why she's wearing her tutu in public but it also looks like she's wearing pajamas which fits in perfectly at walmart.
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The Perfect Tan Duck Face
This girl really knows how to do a duck face. She probably trained for this one for years. Tanning beds and tanning sprays led her to this one epic moment!
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Lovely and Luscious in Lavender
This outfit is different. I like the color. It's half bikini half winter outfit with boots. It looks like it might be thrown together with towels or something. What do you think?
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Guy Shows Off His Beautiful Back Fat
This guy has an incredible amount of fat on his back. Wow. I'm sure the ladies and guys are all jealous! What a show off...
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Girl Licks Guy's Butt
This girl has one long tongue! It's a snake tongue! I wonder how this guy likes what's happening to him? I'm thinking he is rather enjoying himself!
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Her Butt Ate Her Pants
Definitely time to lay off the sweets! Geez Louise! Her butt looks like it devoured her pants too! There isn't much remaining. The last shreds are falling into her crack!
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Keep Up With Fashion
Keeping up with fashion is not that easy as people think, and some people can't or not allowed to wear the things that come in a fashion magazine.
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Best Wedding Dress In the World
I love wearing sleeveless dresses they make me look extra special and it really shows off the color of my skin.
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Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Somewhere over the rainbow you will find this woman. She looks like she could be part of the wizard of oz cast. There is a serious color splash happening on this that body! WOW!
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Your Tag Is Showing
Either cut off the tag or tuck it in! In this particular case there is nowhere to tuck it in! It would help if she was wearing underwear
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Loreal Makeup - Because I'm Worth It
It pays to buy the best. There is a huge difference between bad makeup and fine makeup. Quality counts. Attention to detail. Loreal. Because you are worth it!
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Dressed to Impress - Red and Yellow Striped Dress
This looks like it should be a country flag or something. Maybe the vertical stripes would work better. Also try a few sizes larger next time. It might work!
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How Not To Apply Makeup
Wow. Looks like she was a little off in the art department this morning. Either my eyesight is going or everything is smudged and blurry! Try adding a bit more definition!
