Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Shorten Your Legs for a Sexy V-Taper Girl
This girl must have skipped leg day! Wow. It's like she has really short legs that make her upper body shape like a "V". I bet she works out at Walmart
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Makeup So Subtle You Barely Notice
Great job on the makeup girl. You applied it so wrong it looks like you did it blindfolded. Next time look in the mirror when you are applying the eyeshadow
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Cousin Itt Hair. Addams Family.
This girl probably has some really bad hair days. In fact it's everyday! Imagine the frizzies she can get? Could you imagine what she could do to a comb?
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My Hula Hoop Must Be Broken
Poor girl bought a hula hoop but can't get it to work. I think she's going to need to do a few million jumping jacks first before the hula starts hooping
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Little Boy Really Likes Hot Girl in Bikini
I think this little boy really likes the girl in the bikini. Not sure why but it's something about the twinkle in his eye. Boys will be boys! Eventually they do grow up to be men!
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It's the Thought that Counts - In Loving Memory Tattoo
Wow this is one epic fail. It's the thought that counts I guess. Once you get that tattoo on wrong you either have to erase it with more ink or cut off your arm.
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How Not To Pour A Drink - Next Time Aim For Her Mouth!!!
This girl is going to wind up with a bee sting to the eyes instead of a hard drink. That has to hurt. I'm sure it wasn't done on purpose but we can never be too sure!
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Zumba Instructor
I think this zumba instructor might be lying. I have a sneaking suspicion she is not really into exercise. Either that or it's slow motion zumba for sloths.
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It's Your Birthday so Drink, Smoke, and Be Pregnant!
Bad parenting with an explanation! Lighten up folks this clears it all up. Sometime people get so uptight for no reason. Next time listen to the explanation before you judge.
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Baby On Board
This baby is onboard this crazy chick clubbing. Help! That's not the way you are supposed to treat your baby! Her neck is rapped in a thong.
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Spongebob Squarepants Teaches Sex Ed to Kids
These little kids are horrified at what spongebob is doing. I don't think they've ever seen anybody get this naughty before. Spongebob is teaching sex ed.
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Are You Feeling Lucky?
This girl is feeling lucky. Who is the lucky guy? Step forward and whisk this gal away! There is somebody for everybody. I'm sure she'll find her prince charming.
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Taking a Cold Shower the Hard Way
This guy is taking a cold shower and his wife or girlfriend is supplying the shower right where it hurts! I guess that will put him in his place. No sexy time now.
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People Say I Look Like Britney Spears
People say I look like Britney Spears all the time. I take it as a compliment. I wish I could dance and sing like her but as far as the look goes we're practically twins. Wish I had her money too.
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Mix and Match Disaster
Looks like she just threw everything together from a pile of clothes. Wow. Things are clashing and colors are swirling and the pocketbook is staying out of it.
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Taking My First Picture of Mom and Dad
Wow parent fail here. Letting your little boy take a picture of you and dad in a thong is probably a bad idea. It's great to be learning about electronics but not great parenting.
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New Fashion Trend - Furry Boots
If you want to look like a grizzly bear just try in these new furry boots guaranteed to bring out the animal in you. Wear them in winter or summer. They are cool for every season.
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Overdressed at the Club in Long Sleeve Shirt and Stockings
This girl should have worn some pants! Wow. Just a long sleeve shirt and stockings? No way girl! Turn your butt around go home and get dressed!
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How To Apply Your Makeup to Look Like Marilyn Monroe
This girl is a dead ringer for marilyn monroe don't you think? The resemblance is uncanny. You'd think she's right there in front of you. Wow. Great makeup lesson.
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Wedding Bride and Bridesmaids Just Want To Have Fun
What kind of wedding is this? These woman are getting to crazy for the wedding pictures don't you think? I don't think this is one for the family album...
