Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Eat all You Can Its Not Like Anyone Gives a Weight
Everyone can turn your back on you, but at least you can always count on a small cake in your fridge to make you feel good.
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Her Mom Was a Good Teacher
She seen her mom do that to a guy so why not try to do that to a corn. see if any guys will be interested.
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This Women Love Her Birthday Cake
This women loves her birthday cake, Look she is likking it righ now, and I dont want to sound mean but look at the little girl how she is looking at her.
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Hooters Has One Best Beers and Chicken Wings
Hooters has one of the best beers and there chicken wings are to die for, but I'm not so sure about these girls.
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There are Many Ways to Make Money
There are many ways to make money and still have fun, some people have rich parents, some have jobs me I have my sigh and thats what I use.
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She Doesn't Look That Evil
She doesn't look that evil so why does she has red horns on her head. but as we all now we all have our secrets she has hers.
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Woman With the Biggest Breasts in the World
Do you see this swimming suit you won't find this anywareels its custom made I make all my swimming suits myself.
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So Hard To Buy Outfits That Will Fit My Body
Fashion is my life ill do anything to look good but most of the time its hard to find something that I will fit into.
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Do You Like My New Car???
Do you like my new car??? my old one broke so I finally saved enough money to buy my dream car that I always wanted.
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Her Clothes Just Don't Match
I can't believe she is going out in public looking like this, her clothes don't match
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I'll Get Dressed On My Way To Work
Running late to work, yes it happens to everyone. Onfortshently some people just come in a min late and get dressed up all the way at home not one the streets of NYC
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Yep We Don't Know What This Is Either
Yep we don't know what this is either, if someone can explain what position this person is lying in let me know.
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She Dropped Some Ketchup On her Clothes
Its so sad she wants to look her best today but she dropped some ketchup on her legs, I just wish someone will tell her that she can change into something clean, or maybe we should just be quiet and see if she fiends out by her self.
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I Love a Woman That Can Take Care Herself
I'll teach my husband a lesson, how it hurts when he is eating all of my food and not leaving me anything.
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Smoking Kills Car-Freshener Earrings
Smoking kills and it makes you smell horrible, so thats why I carry a Car-Freshner instead of my earrings.
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GET YO A$$ ON THAT DANCE FLOOR!!!
Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I got a big butt!" I'm so pumped about some shit that I did last night Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty That people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey." Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine, Dr…
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This Is Why Bridesmaids Should Not Wear Strapless Dresses
This Is Why Bridesmaids Should Not Wear Strapless Dresses! It looks like they are all sitting there in the nude. Nothing like a naked wedding! Another oddity, not one tattoo! What year is it???
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Girl's Butt in Bottomless Blue Jeans
Just went you thought you couldn't show any less here comes bottomless blue jeans making a splash in your neighborhood. Look for the girls with their butt sticking out.
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Dog Regrets Sneaking into the Shower. Now He's Soaked!
This poor little guy made a bad decision and now he's getting a bath the hard way. Let me out! Let me out! Maybe he can jump over the door?
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Wine and Spirits! Best Selection of Liquor and Alcohol at Walmart
Walmart has the best selection of booze at the lowest prices. Now you can get drunk and not worry that you spent too much money. You can drink so much and pass out and still have enough for them to pump your stomach.
