Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Walmart Shipping Fedex - When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight
Fedex is great as a shipping option. But why not choose Fedsex? If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight fedsex will make sure you deliver it.
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Luscious Tattoo Very Hip
Tramp stamp says it all. Luscious! Not sure if I would have picked that title or spot for a tattoo and I certainly wouldn't have worn those jeans! Epic fail.
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Welcome to Walmart - Thanks For Your Support
Welcome to walmart and thanks for your support! In this case she needs a whole lot of support! Where is the bra section? Please take her there immediately!
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Hot Showgirls - Which One Is Not Like The Others?
Which showgirl is not like the others? Which showgirl does not belong? Oh well. They are all pretty in my book. But why not wear a bikini too?
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Epic String Bikini Fail
This is gross beyond belief. What the heck happened here? It looks like somebody tied string all over this person's body. Please throw on some clothes immediately you have damaged my eyes.
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Bikini Snow Sledding
This gal must be ok with the cold. Not sure how she can handle her boobs right in the snow like that! The must be frozen stiff! Freezing my ass off doesn't look like fun!
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Halloween Double Date Fashion Fail
These two couples are dressed like slutty girls. The girls look ok but the guys look even better. Not sure what the girls are thinking but they should take lessons from the guys!
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Next Time Cover Your Butt - Fashion Fail
This girl could really use a pair of pants. Out in public no less! Love the girl's grin over on the left. She's like check this out. This girl just made my day!
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Duck Face Don't Hate
Bitches be like duck face don't hate. I'll take yo man hoe! I'm hatin as much as you can be hated yo and I'm gonna steal yo man...
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Way Too Hot Glamor Shot
This gal knows how to look sexy and seductive. The guys will be lining up around the block! She needs to tone it down maybe just a wink or a smile will do…this is off the charts
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When I'm On the Beach I Feel 20 Pounds Lighter
I can't really prove my theory but when I go out and just walk on the beach I feel like people are noticing me and actually they want to take a pitcher with me.
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The Guy Looks Extremely Happy
Old grandma is taking a pitcher in her bright pink swimming suite, and the guy right next to her is extremely happy.
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Of Course Luck Has Nothing To Do with This
I consider myself a very lucky girl, guys always trying to help me or they ask for my help if they dropped something.
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Leggings Are NOT PANTS! Please put some clothes on...
This girl is showing a little too much at walmart. Please put some more clothes on. We don't want to see your crotch and everything else you have on your bare body
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Came Back From Close Shopping NOTHING FITS ME
I just spend most of my day shopping for a good outfit, and none of the outfits fit me. I guess you can say my body is one of a kind.
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Little Boy Wears Dad's Undies
Little boy Brian wears his dad's undies and they are a bit too big. The look good around the shoulder but they are a little too big in the chest area
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Get Your Haircut at Walmart - Hair Fail
She asked for a layered look and got a staircase look instead. I'm thinking she's not going to be too happy when she looks in the mirror.
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Eye Contact
eye contact it's not only for men you have to watch out for everyone you never know who is checking you out.
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Who Needs Airbags
There is always a positive side to everything like having big booties they will act like a airbags if you are in the accident.
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She Gives Good Microphone
Not sure if she is a singer or public speaker but she certainly gives good mic. She's able to take the whole mic into her mouth. I hope she doesn't swallow it!
