Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Poopy Time Fun Shapes Kids Toys at Walmart
Poopy Time fun shapes are great toys for your kids. Let them make all sorts of shapes with their poop. Stars hearts and all sorts of fun poopy shapes
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Classy Party Girls Perform an Epic Fashion Fail
Party girl perform an epic fashion fail. I think they made their dresses themselves with some shower curtains or something. Sparkly and glossy with some skin to boot!
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Tug Toner Exercise Equipment Guaranteed to Get You Hard as a Rock!!!
This exercise equipment is guaranteed to get you hard as a rock or your money back. If you are looking for rock hard definition this ball and chain is for you!
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I Brought You A Bottle of Wine. My Belly Button Could Use A Drink.
I brought you a bottle of wine. Let's party! See if you can get the bottle out of my stomach! It wants to drink all the liquor! You better get to it quicker! Otherwise it will all be gone...
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Baby To Do List - Eat, Sleep, Poop
This baby to do list is definitely pretty complete. The little one has all the boxes checked and complete for the day. That is why he is smiling. Job well done!
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Oh My God - Strapless Purple Dress with Biggest Boobs Ever
These are quite frankly the biggest boobs ever. Not sure how that dress is staying in but she looks like she might have problems walking or even standing. Good god.
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Chinese Guardian Lion - Big Scary Gargoyle
There is a big scary gargoyle that you should probably keep your distance from. You can see this statue is doing everything in it's power to stay away.
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Arm or Boob? Joke Illusion
Relax it's just her arm! It sure looks like it might be her boob though. Amazing how the mind plays tricks on you and mine must always be in the gutter :-)
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Goldfish Aquarium Bra - See If You Can See My Fish!!!
If you want to get your friends to really notice you go out and get a goldfish aquarium bra. They will squint really hard to see the fish!
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Glinda the Good Witch from the Wizard of Oz - Bathroom Princess - Halloween
Walked into the bathroom at a halloween party and this is what I found. It's Glinda the good witch taking a dump on the toilet. Somehow I wound up in Oz.
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Hot in Hot Pink with Ripped Leggings at Walmart - Epic Fashion Fail
Not sure if this is built in air conditioning or if her hot pink leggings are totally shredded. Either way the outfit classifies as an epic fashion fail.
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Lowest Prices on Dresses on Sale at Walmart - Fashion Fail
Lowest prices on dresses at walmart guaranteed. Here is a great dress you don't see very often. It's walmart quality you've come to depend on and love. Probably made in china
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Luxurious Mink Fur Coat and Flip Flops at Walmart - Fashion Fail
This has to be the most beautiful mink coat ever but to wear flip flops with the coat kind of takes away from the ambiance. He is probably naked underneath!
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Proud To Be an American (Fashion Fails)
Proud to be an American and I will represent my flag anyway I can. If people will take a pic. thats means my mission is working and more people will see this.
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Fashion Fails At Walmart
When I was a young guy I used to wear something like that, not because I wanted to but because my mom put it on me.
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High Fashion Purse - Kid's Halloween Costume
These little girl is wearing the best costume ever! A beautiful purse guaranteed to make all of her little friends jealous as she struts down the runway for candy!
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Caked on Makeup. Double Eyebrows. Beauty Fail.
This girl needs to go back to beauty school because she has failed miserably. This makeup is a bit too much don't you think? She looks like she used a whole store's worth.
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Classy White Strapless Dress with Black Belt and Tattoos - Fashion Fail
This dress is guaranteed to land you on the worst dressed list. The black belt doesn't really pull anything together. I really think she needs to just throw on a shirt
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53 Coats of Nail Polish!!! Makeup Nail Fail
Now that's a lot of nail polish. You have so much polish it looks like little balls on top of your fingers. I don't think this looks to good. Better stop at one coat
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Kool Aid Costume
This guy looks perfect in this costume. He should be the pitch man for america's favorite drink! Oh Yeah! I bet he can even crash through a wall.
