Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Hot in Hot Pink and Tattoos - Daddy Mommy Has a Tramp Stamp - Fashion Fail
These tattoos are ok but the one on the lower back isn't appropriate when you are pushing two kids in a baby carriage don't you think? Parenting fail and fashion fail makes this an epic fail!
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Best Running Shoe Review Ever - Pricey But You Get What You Pay For $1600 Style
Sure these shoes are pricey but you get what you pay for. I worked 60 hours a week all year and was finally able to purchase these shoes. $1600 stylish shoes? What a freaking bargain! Worth starving yourself for and being homeless.
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Free Hugs
I really think the free hugs campaign does a lot of good. Look at this couple. There is nothing like a good hug together to make you feel closer.
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Receding Eyebrows. Too Much Distance Leads to Hair Separation Anxiety.
It seriously looks like her eyebrows are trying to run off her face. She really needs to consider drawing some in the middle otherwise I'll get a felt tip marker and do it myself.
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Feminine Hygiene with Inspirational Quotes to Cheer You Up
These tampons really know how to cheer you up if you are having a bad day. Live fearlessly! Walk like a champion! Be unstoppable. Thanks Kotex and Tampax.
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Wedding Funeral - Congratulations to Bride and Groom - Rest in Peace
This wedding seems pretty morbid doesn't it? It looks like they are both dying up there is they are getting married. Not a good idea. Next time I would not get married at the mortuary.
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Worst Bridesmaid Wedding Dresses Ever
These have to be the worst bridesmaid dresses ever. Did somebody make their own dresses out of curtains or wallpaper? Egad! Just completely awful.
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Bikini Wedding Dress
This wedding dress isn't the most tasteful one I've seen. It's sure to turn heads though. Call me old fashioned but I prefer the big white wedding dresses with trains.
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Have Your Wedding at Walmart Not the Dollar Store
Next time you are planning a wedding why not have it at Walmart? You know the prices will be low and the surrounds just can't be beat! Look at the happy wedding party!
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Kitty Cat Hide and Seek Level Creepy
This cat almost seems like he is not real. He is part of the curtains or something. Really creepy if you ask me! If I stumbled upon this I'd jump!
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Who Ordered the Sausage Pizza?
This is a great halloween costume. You open up your pizza and dig in to the pizza. So not only is it a costume but you have something good to eat too.
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Colorful Bridesmaid Wedding Dresses
These bridesmaids must have really wanted some color for the wedding. I think the dresses are a bit too much though. Did they get approval from the bride?
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Apparently She Really Likes Cake. You Can't Have Your Cake and Eat It Too.
This girl must really like cake. This might be one exception to the rule of not having your cake and eat it too. We think she might need to cut back on the sweets.
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Bubbly White Wedding Dress. Trashy or Classy? Tacky or Beautiful?
This white wedding dress is a bit beautiful but also a bit tacky. What do you think? Trashy or classy? We will let you decide how she did getting married!
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Beautiful Day for Bleeding on the Beach Boys... Period! - Blood Photobomb
This girl really has a surprise in store for her when she finds out what just happened. Hope there are no sharks in the area she certainly is doing her best to attract them.
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Dear Spongebob Squarepants You are Super Absorbent and Live in Bikini Bottom
Dear spongebob you are super absorbent and live in bikini bottom. Face it you are a tampon. It won't be long now before that yellow color turns red.
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Blockatiel - Bird Blocking Boobs
This pesky bird always gets in the way right at the worst moments. Just when I was about to get to know this girl he tries to ruin my fun
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THIS KID IS MY HERO!
This kid is my hero!!! he did the things in the mall that I only dreamed doing about.
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TIDE BEING CONTROLLED BY THE MOON
I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT BY THE TIDE BEING CONTROLLED BY THE MOON.
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Its Not Only Guy That Stare at Me
This is the problem that I have I'm Cursed with this big boobs and everybody just wants to look at them and I got used to the guys checking me out I have a problem when the girls checking me out.