Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Best Floor Cleaner Ever - Bitch Slap Those Germs Away - Take That Bitches
This bottle of disinfectant is a powerful cleaner in a bottle. Just pour it on and bitch slap those nasty germs. You can even pour some on people you don't like.
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I'm Not Fat, God Gave Me Airbags Because I'm Precious
True dat! God loves you the most and gives you some extra cushion. Positive thinking is what it's all about. Turn a negative into a positive. You have the power!
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Pants Are Too Tight When They Get Stuck Below the Butt - Walmart Fashion Fail
Next time by a bigger size pair of jeans because these ones come up to your ankles. Girl you needed to do clothes shopping today not buy more food
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How Many States Are In America and is Pluto Still a State?
Somebody tried to tell me there was 50 states in america. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that pluto don't exist. We got 49 dumbass. There is nothing like proving other people wrong.
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Three Boobs Better than Two? Girl In Bikini Hot or Not?
This girl was really blessed in the genes department. She has two boobs instead of three. So the question is would you want to be seen with this girl. Hot or not? You decide.
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She Needs to use a Little Less Magic Marker on the Eyebrows - Makeup Fail
What was this girl thinking when she painted her face? Did she do it in the mirror? Seriously your eyebrows look thick and glossy like a magic marker created them. Try a little thinner shorter and less shiny.
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Stacks of Pancakes and Activewear for Women at Walmart - Shirt Fail
This woman should really consider wearing a shirt next time. Though I'm european when it comes to fashion it looks like her skin is melting off her back.
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Nice Cool Beds at Walmart - Sleeping with Refrigerated Meats
At walmart we always want you to make yourself feel at home even when it's hot out. If you are feeling extra warm take a nice cool nap with some frozen food.
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Badass Wheelchair Checking Out at Walmart - Disability Hell On Wheels
This wheelchair is the way you do it when you need some extra help. Complete domination of your shopping experience as you ride hell on wheels!
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Edvard Munch The Scream Chocolate Brownies with Vanilla Swirl
These brownies look delicious! Eat them and you will be eating a masterpiece of art! My compliments to the chef. This was a real work of art. Now I'm hungry let's eat!
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Monsters Don't Sleep Under Your Bed They Sleep Inside Your Head
Monsters Don't Sleep Under Your Bed They Sleep Inside Your Head. So next time you are afraid to go to sleep just stop thinking and start sleeping!
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You're Thinking Too Much! - Men vs. Women
Women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking than men actually spend time thinking. So stop thinking so much!
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Snickers Chocolate Bar Cell Phone and Charger
Have you ever been so drunk that you accidentally plugged your charger into a chocolate bar? No? Well this guy did. Now you can answer the phone and eat it too.
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Kitty Cat Duck Face - Those Are Some Really Big Lips Girl
This is the best duck face ever. A cat is making a duck face. What could be better than that? Next thing you know dogs will be making cat faces.
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Aisle Glamor Shots of People Shopping at Walmart. Lay Down Pose. Hot New Trend.
This is going to be bigger than planking. Have people lay down in the middle of an aisle and take a glamor shot. This guy will be the first ever. Who is next?
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Merry Christmas Card. No Baby Daddy, Believable. Three Wise Men, No Way Girl.
Funny how the virgin birth is entirely believable yet finding three wise men is probably impossible. Would you believe two then? How about just one?
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Babe I Think It's Time for a Diaper Change - Hot Girl in Short Shorts Fail
You know it's time to change your shorts when you've got a stain the size of your butt. I think this guy is going to be in for a real surprise when she turns around.
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The Self-Confident Selfie - Big Mama Bikini
Wow this big mama sure takes a selfie in stride. Look at that face. It's so serious! She's not shy at all. She's got a lot to be proud of for sure!
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Two Girls Before and After - Lose Weight Fast - Photoshop Body Transformation
Wow I wish I could have photoshop on my real body. That would make things a whole lot easier. At this point I can't tell whether they were skinny or fat?
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Short Leather Mini Skirt, Boots, Fur, Bare Legs and Butt. Walmart Fashion Fail.
This girl must be competing for walmart's worst dressed because she is pulling out all the stops. Butt is barely covered legs are showing and the boots and fur are great for the summer.
