Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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This Girl Really Knows How To Dance - Hot Hand in Mouth Dance Move Fail
This girl thinks she's coming up with a great new dance move. I think it's called swallow my fist. Don't be too sexy now the guys might go crazy!
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How To Look Beautiful and Hot Like Me - Makeup and Fashion Fail
This girl really knows how to dress up provocatively. She really thinks she's good at it too. A duck face and a multicolored set of bras go a long way down the toilet in looks.
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Roller Coaster Ride Drops Can Be Scary - Hold On Shaniqua We Goin Down!
This girl puts on an epic face during the roller coaster drop. It looks like her eyes are popping out of her head. Oh my god! Classic!
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How To Get the Perfect Beach Tan - Girl Needs Some Serious Sunscreen - Pale Fail
This woman really blends in well with the sand. You really have to try hard to see her! You'd think she has about a minute left before she burns to a crisp
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Two For One Sale On Cheap Overalls at Walmart - Buy One Get One Free
Get your overalls on sale at walmart. Buy one get one free. Prices you can't beat. Here is an example of a two for one sale. Now you know why it's so cheap.
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Buy Shoes On Sale - Black Friday Deals Christmas Shopping Ideas
Shoes on sale! Go get them. Not the ones that are not on sale but the other ones that are on sale for at least zero percent off the retail price
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In The End We Only Regret The Chances We Didn't Take - Inspirational Quotes
In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take. You only live once. Take some chances and forget the fear and live a life with no regrets.
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Weight Lifting Leg Split Exercises to Make You Better In Bed Open Your Legs Fast
These exercises are definitely helpful when it comes to lovemaking. When your partner says lets do it you can have your legs open wider and faster than you ever imagined.
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Beauty School Dropout with Lip Surgery Gone Wrong - Epic Makeup Fail
This girl has to be the worst ever example of makeup and lips gone completely wrong. She is so outrageous looking I don't think it's possible to look this bad
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Guys Will Be Guys - Beach Boys Gawk at a Little Girl
These little toddlers are bowled over checking out their lady friend on the beach. They look like a regular bunch of old men. Hilarious!
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Flask - 5 Shots 5 Wrappers - Great Way To Hide Your Booze for Parties
These tampons are a really great idea for smuggling your booze into a party if you are underage or just like to drink a lot. Nobody will ever suspect a thing!
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Double Driving Fail Car Keys and Dress Stuck in the Car Door
They must have really been in a rush because not only is her dress stuck in the car door but so are the keys. I wonder how long it will take for them to realize this?
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Pretty Classy in Purple Dress Fashion Fail
This woman definitely has lots of sparkle. The dress looks like it's half fishnet but I can't really tell. If that's the case she might have a problem going anywhere except Walmart.
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Why Don't Guys Ever Make Eye Contact with Me? - Boobs Selfie
Got milk? OMG. This girl certainly has everybody's attention. Those boobs are so big they probably have their own zip code. Good lord! She is boobzilla.
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Huge Yellow Back Boobs at Walmart
Wow this is one large back rack! It almost looks like her head is spun around 180 degrees. She looks part camel or something or a hunchback. Oh my!
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Lavender Mini Dress and Ugg Boots Fashion Fail
This lavender mini dress tarted out with a good idea but executed poorly. I think the next time around she she try for a less form fitting dress that is quite longer. At least long enough to cover the boots.
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Multiple Boobs Great for a Litter of Puppies. Well That Escalated Quickly.
This woman must be a freak of nature or something because she has a lot of boobs in there. Oh my god! I think she is probably feeding a litter of puppies.
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Hot Pink and Red Mini Dresses BFF Girlfriends Fashion Fail
These girls have the confidence but need to put together better outfits. The curves shouldn't leave choppy edges all over the place like a bunch of speed bumps
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Pregnant in Long Sleeve Fishnet Top Fashion Fail at Walmart
There should be a law against this kind of dress at walmart. She could at least of the consideration to wear no pants if she is at walmart. She is wearing far too much clothing. Just sayin.
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WTF Is On the Guy's Leg? - Girl Twerking in Da Club
This girl is twerking in the club but what is the stuff on that guy's leg? It looks like blood! Where the heck is it coming from? This party is getting out of hand.
