Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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I Said Yes! Now I Can't Take It Off. Diamond Engagement Ring Swollen Finger Fail
This ring is going to need a lot of butter or she needs to lose weight fast. They might have to cut the ring off. It's looking close to amputation. Yikes!
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Who Let the Dogs Out? At Least She Kept the Cat Locked Up - Body Art Fail
This woman really likes to walk around with her dogs showing. Well at least she has them covered up in dogs. Funny how nobody in the crowd is even noticing.
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World's Cutest Baby Chubby and Wearing Pink Glasses How Adorable Epic Cuteness
This little guy is just about the cutest thing you ever did see isn't he? My goodness. How adorable. Pictures like this make the world a better place
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Dance Like No One Is Watching - Babies Dancing Nice Job Mom Dad Parenting Fail
These babies really know how to dance right? Wow. The stripper is being totally overlooked by the spectacle below her. Great job mom and dad!
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His and Her Long Distance Pillows Lights Up When Other Person is Sleeping Fail
Well this guy certainly found a way to outsmart the light up pillow. Just throw a brick on the pillow and get on over to the club. Ha!
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Heartfelt Apology Cake Sorry I Blacked Out Tried to Kill You Got Arrested Fail
This guy sounds like he really means it. I hope the girl isn't being a bitch about it. He said sorry what more does he have to do right?
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Merry Christmas Here's Your Gift Festive Period Feminine Hygiene Now With Tinsel
This is the perfect stocking stuffer for those hard to please ladies in your life. Just put one of these in her stocking and she'll love the surprise! Merry christmas!
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Hot Turkey Meat Selling Out Fast - Eating Fish Is Much More Healthy Turkey Fail
This turkey remind you of anything? My goodness! How the heck did they get it into a package like that. It's going to sell out fast.
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Hot Girl Casts a Really Long Shadow Over A Foot Long - Penis Shadow Fail
This girl really casts a long shadow. It's so long that most of the guys are scared to approach her. They don't want competition and from the looks of it there isn't any.
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News Flash Two For One Sale At Walmart Buy One Boob Get The Other One For Free
At walmart you know you always get low prices. That's why this girl really loves to bring you even more of a special. A two for one sale can't be beat.
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Walmart Guide To Shopping Book - Sit Down Let Mama Read You A Bedtime Story
This is a wonderful book to read right in the middle of the aisle. Attention walmart shoppers. Just sit down and read with mama. She has a bedtime story for you
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Guy at Hospital Almost Loses Leg Texting to Uncaring and Jealous Girlfriend
This girl really has an uncaring attitude don't you think? All he did was almost lose his leg and she's more concerned with who took him to the hospital
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Mom Stars In Her Own No Clothes On Selfie - Baby Scarred for Life Parenting Fail
You can see mom is not shy about snapping pictures. Here she is creating her own epic fail in the bathroom with her son. Don't turn around young man you might go blind.
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Cruise Ship Group Picture Photobomb - Girl Goes A Little Overboard with Head
This has to be a great picture for the family album. Look at our trip. There I am in the back. You can see me smiling. Pay no attention to the girl below me.
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Out of this World Haircut - Dude Has Saturn and It's Rings In His Hair Fail
What's up man? Are you from another planet or what? Next time you go to the barber tell him you would like a haircut from planet earth.
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Merry Christmas Santa Selfie - Dude Takes Selfie Too Seriously - Best Angle Fail
This guy really goes all out taking pictures. You can see he is really trying to get the perfect angle balancing on the bathroom sink and towel rack.
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Stinky Baby Food - Lazy Couch Potato Dad Foot Bottle Feeds Baby - Parenting Fail
Dad is always so helpful. Here he is feeding the baby with his foot. Don't bother getting up dad. We wouldn't want you to exert any energy.
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Snow and Ice Car Fail - Have A Nice Day Driving in Bad Weather Conditions
We've all been there. Snow and ice that not only makes your bones chill but makes everything you try to do to remove it break. Bummer. Move to the south.
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Give Me A Kiss - Big Swollen Puffy Lips Fail
This has to be the worst set of lips ever. What in god's name happened to this girl's lips? Good god! Maybe they were run over by a truck.
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Bitches Be Like I'm A Virgin- How Do You Tell If A Girl Is A Virgin Chicken Hole
This hollow chicken really accents reality sometimes. Bitches be like I'm a virgin but then as soon as they start cooking you know right away the chicken is done.
