Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Santa Claus Travels on a Bike Will Sing Christmas Carols Without Any Clothes On
Santa Claus is getting pretty desperate. No more reindeers for this guy. I guess he had to make cutbacks in the bad economy. I don't think you'll want him in kid pictures either.
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Batman and the New Batmobile Fail
Looks like batman ate robin. What the heck he has really let himself go. Well I guess it's cool. At least he is getting around town still. A superhero has to get old some time.
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I Am Who I Am. Your Approval Is Not Needed. ---- Inspirational Quotes
You are your own special person and you don't need anybody else's approval to be who you are! Be your own person and follow the beat of your own drum.
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Walmart Best Mother of the Year Award Goes to Smoking Pregnant Mom Fail
This woman really shouldn't be smoking and definitely shouldn't be smoking at walmart which should be a smoke free zone. You need a license to drive but not to have children!
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Blackheads - My Girlfriend Has One on Her Butt - Dude's Head Photobomb
These lesbian girls should really get a room but without the guy. What the heck is his head doing down there? Damn that's scary dude. What's up?
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Hang Your Dog On a Door Hook When Going to the Bathroom in a Public Restroom
This is the greatest spot for you to hang your dog when you are going to the bathroom. Just put him up on a hook and go! The dog looks comfortable too!
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How To Prank a Street Performer Put A Fire Under His Butt When He's Not Looking
This poor guy is going to have an incredibly hot feeling under his butt. Imagine his thong goes up in flames. This isn't funny somebody could lose a ball or two.
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Impress Your Man with a Beautiful New Bouffant Hair Style - Epic Hairdo Fail
This woman should really consider going to great clips and having them remove the mountain of hair on her head. How the heck can her neck hold it up?
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Twerking Mannequin Shopping at the Department Store at the Mall - Macy's Fail
When macy's starts putting out twerking dolls you know you've reached mainstream. I think miley cyrus really rubbed off on the big stores.
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Nerd Quiz - You're At Gamestop. This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend. What Do You Do?
If this guy slapped my girlfriend I guess I would go at him and get my butt kicked. However this is a trick question. If you are at gamestop you don't have a girlfriend
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For the Love of God Get Haircut Bro Dreadlocks are The Blob Hair Fail Gross
This has to be the most disgusting hair I have ever seen. What the heck was he thinking and how does he get around during the day? Completely gross!
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Afternoon Delight at the Bus Stop - Police Officer Arrests Couple for Public Sex Fail
This couple isn't shy at all. Look at what they are up to in the middle of the day! Crazy yo. You would think there would be a motel nearby.
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Grandpa Wears Pajamas - Blue with White Polka Dots Onesie PJs Fail
Grandpa really knows how to bust out the pjs doesn't he? I think grandma should dress him better in the morning. He really doesn't look to good. Maybe he needs to be put in a home.
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Best Friends Pins Real Friendship Is Letting Your Girlfriend Vomit On Your Face
These pins really show friendship don't they? I always let my best friend vomit on my face. It shows my true commitment to the relationship. You should too.
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How To Have Sex with Justin Bieber - Make Love to Justin Bieber Poster Fail
This girl finally got her wish. All she did was by a poster of her idol and stick her legs straight up in the air. What a dream come true. @justinbieber
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New Makeup Vanishes Acne, Pimples, all Blemishes - Have Smooth Skin Again
This makeup is absolutely incredible. It is so amazing it's scary. The before after here looks impossible don't you agree? I'm going to order some myself
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Bite Me - How To Get A Man's Attention By Using Your Teeth - Purple Nurple OUCH!
This guy definitely didn't see this coming. She really has a way with getting his attention doesn't she? What a maniac. Keep me away from this girl.
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I'm Going To Disney World. I Want To See Minnie Mouse and Wear Mouse Ears.
Who wouldn't want to go to disney world? Apparently this guy is having all the fun. Maybe we can get everybody to dress like this? The world would be much happier for sure.
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How To Pick Up Girls at a Bar. Just Take Your Hand and Stick It Down Her Pants. Fail
This guy should get pointers from someone a little bit more adept at picking up girls. I'm assuming a second after this he had a face full of slap.
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My Boyfriend Smothers Me With Love - Truth Or Dare Next Time Choose Truth - Fail
Imagine getting a whiff of the sweat and stickiness under that fat? It would be enough to make anybody puke. She'll be lucky to get out alive.
