Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Grandma Never Joked About Eating Her Delicious Cookies - Granny Machine Gun
You can see grandma takes her cookies very seriously. Here she just might kill you if you don't eat the cookie. After all, she baked them so you better eat them.
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Santa Claus and Coca Cola Wish Pepsi A Merry Christmas
The feud goes on forever and even extends through christmas. Coke or Pepsi? We will let santa decide. I believe we know which one he likes.
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Brain Teaser Puzzle What Is Wrong With This Picture? Need A Hand Figuring It Out?
This puzzle is very difficult to figure out. If you need a hand just asks me and I will lend you one. Otherwise bend your own brain and try to figure it out.
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Math Teacher Gave Me This Formula for How To Have a Merry Christmas
Wow pretty cool! This formula tells you precisely how to have a merry christmas! I didn't realize it was an exact science. Very cool!
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Drunk Santa Claus - No Christmas Gifts for the Kids this Year - Sober Fail
Poor santa. I don't think the kids will be getting christmas gifts this year. Santa is feeling a little under the weather. Sober up Santa!
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Christmas Suit on the Subway - Ugly Christmas Sweater Meets High Fashion Fail
This kid actually looks pretty good in this christmas suit. Not sure if he is going to get laid at the christmas party but it certainly is festive.
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World's Smallest Christmas Tree Charlie Brown Tiny Tree Fail Tied to Top of Car
This tree looks more like a branch. It might have room for one bulb. Who knows maybe it'll have room for two bulbs. They even tied it to the top of the car
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Dick Cheney as Scary Santa Claus and Poorly Placed Title in Newspaper News Fail
This poor kid got a double whammy this christmas. dick cheney's lap and a badly placed title right underneath the picture. this is outright scary.
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Santa Claws - Fluffy White Merry Christmas Kitty Cat in a Baby Santa Claus Suit
This kitty cat is so fluffy and gorgeous and the perfect kitty to wake up to on christmas! Love it! I want this cat! In fact I'll take a few of them. Merry christmas!
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Boy and Girl Baby Outfits - Almond Joy's Got Nuts Mounds Don't
This is a precious set of outfits for babies. Boy and girl one with nuts one without which do you prefer? I think the boy prefers the one with nuts otherwise life might be difficult.
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Elf in a Box - Perfect Holiday Gift for Barbie Doll - Stocking Stuffer Ornament
This gift is the perfect thing for any lady. Imagine her surprise when she opens the box and sees what springs up. She will have her holiday wish.
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Paula Deen Came In Like a Meatball vs Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball - Recipe Fail
Paul Deen is definitely the clear winner here. Look at the controversy involved with her vs miley cyrus. No comparison ya'll. Gotta give it to the meatball.
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Saturday Socks Fashion Fail
If you are thinking about wearing socks for every day of the week you might want to reconsider doing saturday sideways. Better do it the long way or you will lay an egg.
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Celery is Nature's Toothbrush - How To Eat Healthy and Clean Your Colon
Who can argue that eating vegetables isn't good for you? Now we have a diagram which clearly shows the benefits of eating vegetables. Clean your colon!
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Two Girls and a Loveseat
Men, the first thing that they will see here is how the legs are spread on the loveseat and then they will try to figure out WTF is this
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Kid Gets Groped By Santa Claus - Merry Christmas Santa Claus Lap Photo Fail
This poor kid will never be the same again. And don't count him sitting on santa's lap ever again. He is totally traumatized with this sick old man.
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How To Feel Better When You Get Sick Get Well Soon Proven Cure for Cancer Fail
This is a surefire way to get better when your are sick. Just poop! It cures anything including cancer or heart troubles. It's a proven technology
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Merry Christmas Reindeer Eggs for Breakfast
Delicious eggs for christmas! Who could beat this wonderful reindeer eggs omelet? Now all we need is some santa claus eggs to complete the christmas spirit. Rudolph does look pretty frightened
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Hey Doc Focus! You Have A Snail on Your Eye - Slug Photobomb
This guy really looks odd wearing a snail on one eye. You can tell he means business but it's a bit distracting talking to the guy. Very hard to focus
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Big Biceps Fail - Bodybuilder Stuffed with Synthol
This guy really isn't fooling anybody. When you see biceps that big you know it only took a few weeks to build. Can't tell if it's unleaded or supreme.
