Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Cigarette Butt Blue Jeans at Walmart for a Smoking Hot Butt
These look like an awesome set of jeans to own. You could light up your butt and start smoking. Be careful you don't burn yourself.
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Slick Shopper - Just Riding My Segway at Walmart - Who Needs Scooters?
This woman is really standing out in a crowd with that slick two wheeler. She's leaving all her friends in the dust. Lookout!
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Who Ate My Peanut Butter? - Baby Goes Nuts Over Peanut Butter Makes a Mess
This little guy sure has a lot of peanut butter on him. All we need is some jelly to round him off. Hopefully it's bath time soon.
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Hide Your Bald Head with a Hairy Back. How To Grow Hair You're Doing it Right.
This has to be the hairiest guy I've ever seen except for the hair on top of his head. Oh my god he looks like a gorilla.
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Knee High Boots Warm Winter Coat and Cold Butt at Walmart
This girl really should consider throwing on some sweats or long pants. How can she walk around like that and expect to keep warm?
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How To Meet Women at Walmart - Dating Tips for a Classy Dresser - Call Me Fail
This guy just put his phone number on the back of his shirt and that's how he meets women. Hopefully he'll get a few calls from the ladies of walmart.
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Gravity - What Goes Up Must Come Down Except If You Can't Jump Up - Beach Fail
This poor girl is probably feeling a bit left out with her friends. Oh well. At least they look like they are having fun. Newton's law is a bitch sometimes.
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Kermit the Frog Face Finally Next to the Person Who Wouldn't Let Me Over Driving
Who hasn't made this face? You have to see who it was so you can remember who was such a jerk to you! Kermit's face is priceless
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Let The Burgers Hit The Floor Rocker in Hot Pink Tights Eats Microphone on Stage
This girl is doing her best drowning pool but she better not eat that microphone that's too much fiber for one day
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This Could Get Messy Keep Your Mouth Closed - Upside Down Over Bathroom Toilet
This little kid better hope he doesn't pee all over himself. Gravity should do most of the work but he might wind up with a mouthful.
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Redneck Ring Toss - Lawn Games You Can Play with a Toilet Seat - Fail
This game is banned in urban sections but seems to be prevalent amongst rednecks. Ring toss. I hope they cleaned those seats first.
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How To Look Like a Model. It's All In the Puffy Lips...
This girl has some really humongous lips. I don't think she needs any more surgery. She should probably let her lips deflate at this point.
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Keep Your Chin Up Especially If You Have the World's Biggest Chin
Wow this guy has to get the award for the world's biggest chin. He looks a little like mr potato head. I don't really think he has one single chin.
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Dare to Wear Body Hair Stop Smirkin at my Merkin Walmart Beauty & Hair Products
Ever thought of prettying up your body hair? Now you can with wearable body hair! This stuff is guaranteed to make your special parts standout.
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Bad Parenting Level Are You Freaking Stupid? Toddlers in Tiaras Taking Showers
This little girl needs to run away for good. Maybe join some random family on the street which would probably be better luck than what she has now.
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Better than Candy Crush? Spermies Candy from Walmart. Candy You Love to Eat.
This has to be the best candy ever. I'm ordering a few boxes for everyone I know. I can't wait to see how much they like it.
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Stay Classy People of Walmart - No Way Guy - Men's Clothes at Walmart Epic Fail
This guy looks like crocodile dundee. What the heck is he shopping at walmart for? He should be wrestling crocs or something.
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Shorts with Heat Vents at Walmart - No Way Girl - Ripped Fashion Fail
This lady has so much hotness she needs to air it out a little bit. I think she might need to put everything on ice to cool down.
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Plaid Bikini Top at Walmart - No Way Girl - Fashion Fail
This woman really sticks out at walmart and that's hard to do. I think she's scratching her head wondering what she's doing on earth.
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At Least the Toilet Paper Looks Clean Toilet Paper on Sale at Walmart Tail Fail
This poor woman has probably been walking around the store for hours. Is somebody going to tell her? Poor girl. She probably doesn't have many friends.
