Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
-
Tired Of Online Dating? You're Not Alone. Kidnap a Lady & Find the Perfect Date
Here is some great dating advice. You can use it on http://faxo.com/dating too. You can meet the person of your dreams and not have any hassles with smalltalk.
-
How To Kiss a Snapping Turtle without Losing Your Lips - Fail
This guy is going to need some serious medical attention after this. I think his lips could be snapped clean off. This is no laughing matter.
-
Looks Legit - One Dollar Bill - FIFY Money Fail
This one dollar bill should be able to pass as legal tender. I think somebody thought that they were Pablo Picasso or something.
-
DIY Glamor Photography for Your Baby - Furry Blanket Baby Glamor Shots Nailed It
Give your baby a fuzzy blanket and put them on it then take a picture. It will look like the professionals do it you'll see. Do it yourself.
-
Head Protection - How To Make Hair Knots for Curls Hairstyle - WTF
This woman really likes condoms doesn't she? I've never seen so many at one time. Either she has a big date tonight or she has a new way of fixing hair.
-
Boy and Girl Staring at Each Other - Babies in Love at Walmart - Pink Parents
These two little guys look like ships passing in the night. For one brief moment they are in love with each other. Maybe true love? A little young at this point.
-
Poke Holes in the Gift Bag. Twin Baby Boys Wrapped in Cellophane. Parenting Fail
This has to be a nice gift to give anybody. Except maybe the kids might be dead on arrival. I hope somebody poked some holes in the cellophane.
-
Sleeping Sheriff Dad & Twin Babies as Deputies Taking a Nap in Holster - So Cute
These law abiding guys are protecting the public but at this particular point they appear to be taking a little rest. Too cute!
-
Crop Top with Black Boots and Shorts - Stay Classy People of Walmart - Fail
This girl gets the award for letting it all hang out and then some. I think walmart needs to implement a dress code with security at the door.
-
Be A Star with Green Leggings & Tramp Stamp Tattoo at Walmart - No Way Girl
This girl really likes to stick out from the back and that she does. She's scaring everybody out of the store. Somebody call the fashion police.
-
White Toilet Paper Tail at Walmart - At Least It's Clean - No Way Girl Fail
This poor girl probably doesn't have too many friends. A real friend would tell her she's working around the store with a white tail
-
Have Your Wedding at Walmart and Get Free Professional Wedding Photos
People more and more are deciding to have their wedding at walmart. Not only does it save money but the professional photography can't be beat
-
Half Dog Half Girl Mutant Sleeping Soundly - WTF
This girl is half dog! I wonder if she pees on fire hydrants and barks to go outside? Nobody wake her up she might need to go for a walk
-
Why Do I Always Get Stuck Behind these People of Walmart? Sweatpants Butt Crack
This girl is blocking the lane not only with her epic fashion fail but with her giant butt. Please get out the way get out the way.
-
Shopping at Walmart - Prices So Low the Bottom Drops Out & Your Pants Fall Down
This poor guy needs to sit down somewhere before all his body parts manage to escape his clothes without him knowing.
-
The Many Faces of Poo - How Does A Baby's Face Look When Pooping?
This baby really has some good looks on when pooping. I myself make a few of these when I'm sitting on the toilet. Some things never change.
-
Shaq Fu - Shaquille O'Neal Palms Mini Me Like a Basketball
Wow Shaq is pretty big isn't he? He can palm a grown man with one hand. I bet mini me is not too fond of flying through the air like a free throw
-
Mom and Baby do Duck Face Lips
This has to be the best duck face ever. How did the mom get her little baby to do a duck face too? She must be a pretty good parent.
-
Pink Pajamas at Walmart - Fashion Fail
Next time you go to walmart wear your pajamas. Not only does it look great but you don't have to get undressed when you get home.
-
Engage - Patrick Stewart Star Trek Engagement Ring
This is the way to get engaged with a ring right from the captain. This is guaranteed to make you have a long prosperous marriage.
