Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Bose Noise Canceling Toilet - Silence Your Farts with Cool Technology
Wow I could have used this the other day when I was using the bathroom. I wonder if it could handle a full bowl of chili? Have to buy one of these
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I'm Feeling Blue - Blue Suede Shoes, Blue Ruffles Top, Blue Shorts at Walmart
This woman really likes to be color coordinated. You can see all of her bodily items match. She is blue alright. I wonder if her tongue is blue
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Pants Falling Down and Belly Hanging Out at Walmart - Epic Fashion Fail - WTF
This girl looks like she might be related to carrot top. But I never saw him with his belly hanging out quite like this gal. Good god!
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One Orange Shirt, One Pair of Jeans, & Two Stomachs at Walmart - Belly Fat Fail
This girl really has a lot hanging out there doesn't she? You would think that she could get an extra cart to carry around her extra stomach!
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Google Maps at Walmart - You Are Here - Lay Down & Find Yourself on Paper Map
Wow I didn't know they still made these. I thought a paper map went out years ago as in a decade ago. You would think it's more difficult than using your phone
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Women Can't Win. Get Thin Fast. Too Thin Too Fast? Lose Weight Magazine Covers
Women have it tough don't they? They go one way then the other to no avail. Get thin fast! Too thin too fast? They have an answer for everything
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Minnie Mouse Twerking T-Shirt - Walt Disney Does Dancing - Truly Tasteless
Minnie mouse twerking? What's next Goofy does a porno? I'm not sure I approve of these shirts. The kids might get the wrong idea.
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Ugly Leggings Wedding Proposal - Will You Marry Me and Wear Pants from Now On?
Ripped leggings are definitely the kind of fashion fail you should be dressed in when your guy pops the question. Ugly leggings make you look more beautiful
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Get Some Butter from My Butt I'm Stuck! - Pole Seat. Have a Seat Don't get Stuck
This poor girl is going to need a crowbar or the jaws of life to get her unstuck from that pole. I don't think she'll be able to stand it much longer
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Granny Crotch Rocket - Grandma Rides a Motorcycle - Old Lady on a Street Bike
This lady looks pretty daring. I would say grandma has no fear. I would suggest keeping it in first gear and no wheelies.
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Guys Caught Staring While Shopping For Fruits
Ladies dont let your men go food shopping by themselves this is what will happen
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UFC Fighting
UFC only fiends the best fighters around the world to fight in their circle. and I'm one of those.
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That's What She Said JOKE
Insert here "That's what she said love mom and dad
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Brides Compete in Wedding Cake Eating Contest - Bride Gaining Most Weight Wins
This has to be the worst contest ever! Where are the grooms to save these gals? You would think that they could each just have a salad.
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Longest Wedding Train in the World - Bride Spoiled with Longest Dress Ever
This wedding train is so long it shows up on google maps. It's longer than the great wall of China! It must weight a lot. Wow!
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That Look Your Mom Gives You When Your About to Get Your Ass Whooped
Everybody knows this look. The disapproving gorilla has it down. You better straighten out before you get a whooping!
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I Just Got a Promotion! Ben & Jerry's New Associate Manager in Charge of Butts
At Ben and Jerry's you know you are climbing the management chain when you get promoted to ass manager. Pretty soon you'll be in charge of all asses.
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Apple's New Sexy Product Line - Bikini Made from Mac Macbook iPad and iPhone
Apple really loves to be on the cutting edge with the latest apple products. Now you too can look this good when you buy apple.
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How To Send a Food Bouquet - Edible Arrangements Bloody Mary Drink
This really looks delicious doesn't it? Wow. Order one of these and eat for the rest of the day. You can see they pack a lot in this drink
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No Wonder My Electric Bill was So High - Electric Socket Smokes a Joint Incense
If you want you room to smell like pot or run your electric bill up just put this joint in your electric socket and you are in Colorado!
