Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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A Face Only a Mother Could Love - Little Girl with Golden Locks in a Bowl Cut
This little girl is doing her best Chris Farley reincarnated. I think that haircut might be a cruel joke from mom. She needs to smile more
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Shopping for Toilet Paper at the Mall - Toilet Paper Butt Tail Fashion Fail
I wonder if anybody is going to tell this poor woman what is going on with her butt? I imagine she's been there all day and nobody said anything
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Vote for Pedro - Kid Looks Like Napolean Dynamite
Wow it looks like Napolean Dynamite is making a come back here. I think this kid could definitely be a dead ringer for Jon Heder
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Road Trip! Redneck Does His Best Hanging Head Out the Car Window Like a Dog
This guy really looks like he's having fun hanging his head out the window. He looks like he might be part dog. He just needs a longer tongue
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Phoneballs Cell Phone Cases at Walmart - Put Balls on Your iPhone or Android
Who wouldn't want a pair of balls on their phone? Well now you can have it with this skin covered case. Make your phone look manly
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Hotel Surprised Me with Towel Folded Like a Swan with a Long Neck Hunk in Bed
This guy looks like a model so I'm betting that the girl that discovered this is quite pleased with her hotel room. Quite an ornate display
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Laziest Kid in the World Sleeping on Bottom of Shopping Cart at Walmart - Fail
What the heck kid? Get up and get some exercise before you turn into an overweight sloth! Run some laps around the store like the other kids
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Why Is Everybody Laughing at Me? - Cute Baby with Fake Eyebrows
This poor little guy has mean parents. Why would they do such a thing? Everyone he meets keeps laughing hysterically.
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Welcome to the Jungle It Gets Worse Here Everyday - Animal Prints at Walmart
It's a real jungle out there. Just ask these folks. She's wearing a leopard print outfit and he's wearing an actual leopard. What a combination
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Men's High Heels at Walmart - Look Great & Show Off Your Legs Too - Fashion Fail
This guy thinks he looks really good and while he does have nice legs I don't think any woman is going to want to come near him. Maybe that is the point.
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Big Plans Tonight? Carpal Tunnel Wrist Brace and Condoms at Walmart - Pain Fail
This guy is all set for tonight. He has is wrist brace in case his pain acts up again and he has his condoms for getting busy.
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Beware of Dog. Don't Do Drugs. Time for Rehab. Cute Dog Ugly Dog Before After
This little guy looks like he got just a little too high. His face looks like it got pulverized like one of those celebrities that goes to rehab
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Hot Girl Bikini Contest - Sunburned Guy with Bikini Tan Lines - WTF Fail
This guy looks like he was wearing a girl's bikini for a while. So long in fact that he burned and lived to tell about it. His girls seem to like it!
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How To Have Healthy Younger Looking Skin that is Wrinkle Free - Face Mask Fail
I cover my face in sperm to stay young! Image conscious mum Tracy Kiss reveals how her pal's semen is helping keep her skin wrinkle free.
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Don't Neglect Your Feet - Toenail Grooming Products at Walmart - Long Nails Fail
This has to be the worst feet I've ever seen. Imagine accidentally brushing up to those feet or getting in bed with them! Yuck!
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World's Best Party Dress? Cup Holders for Boobs - Breastfeeding Dress at Walmart
This dress really gets around doesn't it. I guess it would be great for feeding the baby but even better as a party girl dress but not for anyone from Walmart.
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Boob Jobs Don't Die They Just Fade Away - Old Implants in Bikini on Beach Fail
Wow those boobs certainly look kind of lumpy. Everything is sagging but they are hanging on for dear life. I think we can safely say they are indestructible
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Tight Sweatpants at Walmart - Great for Letting It All Hang Out - Belly Fail
This girl needs to slow things down and take a moment to pull up her pants. I think she's shopping so quickly are pants are just flying off
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Hanging Out at Walmart Shopping for Meats -Tank Top Fashion Fail
Hello mom! Please stop traumatizing your kids and the rest of the store and please proceed to the nearest clothing rack and put something on!
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Pink Dress and Black Boots at Walmart - No Way Girl - Cover Up Your Butt Fail
This girl really thinks it's ok to go to walmart without any underwear. I don't think she realizes that the store has a dress code. You must wear clothes
